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  1. Madkins

    The killers meets Santa clause?

    The killers meets Santa clause?
  2. Madkins

    Oh, I see... I'm sorry to hear that. I mean, good for you! I have your back since we're BFF's. I...

    Oh, I see... I'm sorry to hear that. I mean, good for you! I have your back since we're BFF's. I have at least two German shepherds and one tank left if you need them. I find force makes socializing easier. Duct tape and rope as well.
  3. Madkins

    Were you eating the candy I leave in the alleyway too? If so that makes perfect sense.

    Were you eating the candy I leave in the alleyway too? If so that makes perfect sense.
  4. Madkins

    I need your Irrational Fears

    As long as it was horror and not because of an uncle, we're good... Just go ahead and avoid the bushes to be safe. If a tree ever tries to get you in the back of a van remember that they don't carry STD's, but they do have splinters. Which is worse, I assure you I wouldn't know, probably...
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    Hump day, Let's play!:blob_hmm_two: The only part about it that makes me uncomfortable is when...

    Hump day, Let's play!:blob_hmm_two: The only part about it that makes me uncomfortable is when strangers stand over me whispering that as I wake up in the morning.
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    I need your Irrational Fears

    If the alligator talks, I know the LSD was good. Probably going to end up on the news for being eaten while tripping balls though. Have you tried sponge mushrooms? Or even seen the movie Shrooms? God I love that movie. That I think falls under Anxiety more than fear. I can't sleep either when...
  7. Madkins

    I saw this on South Park... Cat breading

    I saw this on South Park... Cat breading
  8. Madkins

    Dude... I am bigfoot. Duh... that's how I know this shit...

    Dude... I am bigfoot. Duh... that's how I know this shit...
  9. Madkins

    I need your Irrational Fears

    Water I get, especially murky and/or deep water. Fucking alligators... Tunnels are ambush points for sure. However back when I was a kid in a life long ago. People did that to either bully kids, get rid of old shoes, and just because. Never had anything to do with drugs, and I assure you I would...
  10. Madkins

    Sadly, time is linear, Aliens are fake, Ghosts don't exist, and the Universe doesn't care.

    Sadly, time is linear, Aliens are fake, Ghosts don't exist, and the Universe doesn't care.
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    I need your Irrational Fears

    You have to tell the story. I have so many questions. What I'm picturing in my mind can't possibly be correct. All I see is a cassette going tentacle monster. Please tell me that's not what happened... Why do I suddenly feel traumatized as well?
  12. Madkins

    I need your Irrational Fears

    I have got to ask! I must, I must! This one has the potential to be interesting...
  13. Madkins

    I'm going to say yes... It is my professional opinion that is why. You really need to stop...

    I'm going to say yes... It is my professional opinion that is why. You really need to stop eating candy you find on plates in the alley. I didn't leave that lying there for you..:blob_hmm_two:
  14. Madkins

    And there's chocolate that will kill you with Viagra? The worlds gone mad. Everyone gets...

    And there's chocolate that will kill you with Viagra? The worlds gone mad. Everyone gets chocolate chip cookies. https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/chocolate-spiked-potentially-life-threatening-103307171.html
  15. Madkins

    I can't look at it like a float. It just seems immoral...

    I can't look at it like a float. It just seems immoral...
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    I need your Irrational Fears

    The movie Joe's Apartment. That should fix it. Fairly rational though if we're talking disease capability.
  17. Madkins

    I-I don't even know what to say... I hate everything...:blob_cringe:

    I-I don't even know what to say... I hate everything...:blob_cringe:
  18. Madkins

    After learning of the existence of Pilk and Oreo Coke, I feel it's imperative I say this. In...

    After learning of the existence of Pilk and Oreo Coke, I feel it's imperative I say this. In case no one's told you they love you today... Don't expect me to pick up their slack. :blob_unamused:
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    If I'd had any faith left in humanity, I don't anymore. Might as well all just go to cannibalism...

    If I'd had any faith left in humanity, I don't anymore. Might as well all just go to cannibalism and skip the middleman...
  20. Madkins

    The imagery alone is enough to cause nightmares. I'm picturing brown cottage cheese plopping...

    The imagery alone is enough to cause nightmares. I'm picturing brown cottage cheese plopping wetly into a glass. People obviously suck. What do they call this travesty? It has to have a name.
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