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They had a bad experience with me once. I asked them to get in the back of the truck to see a puppy. :blob_hmm_two:

:blob_facepalm: Doesn't matter. It costs ten dollars to bill him. The shoes were less than that. I'm not losing money on this deal. Five dollars and I can get back to the sweatshop to buy another pair.

Damn straight I will! Think he'll give me his address now that I've announced I intend to bill him for his voodoo?

Wait, why am I laughing about this? I really just destroyed my shoe... Man, I'm messed up.

Justice will be decided after it is served not before. Actually, I had to ponder that for a minute.

I've been getting screwed on presents then...

I don't know what's real anymore... Easter, Pilk, things are weird.

There's two?!?

Me either. That might be why you don't know it was last Sunday. 😁

No, can I crash yours?

That just means normal...

Best cat cartoon ever. Season two is where the series is perfect

Well, the offer was there. 😁

been reading your story and I have to ask, are you a Mel Brooks fan? I seriously doubt it, but I can't help seeing some similarities between your work and his. It's most likely confirmation biases on my part.

Feel free to let loose on me, I don't operate well without stress.

I was reading the paranormal stories and got to the very bottom. Are you an army kid? I wish you did have those pictures you drew though. I'd love to see what you saw back then. We have to have a more discreet conversation somewhere. The curiosity is going to kill me; we may have passed each...

If I had a cat... I have SWAT Kats... If that counts? (Cartoon from the 90's)

I'm bad at offending people because I don't get offended myself. That's why I say "sadly." Lol, one day I'll tell you some of the crazier stories I have, and I know you have some as well I'd like to hear. It took me twenty minutes to figure out how to phrase this :sweat_smile: