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Except for elves.

You misspelled basic. Nothing wrong with liking vampires even though they're generic compared to most of the other choices, but elves though? Pah!

I picked you in the poll, so I think you did

The phrase you're looking for is "Shortstack."

Like, the sex would be good, but by the time you finish, it turns out 80 years have passed, everyone you knew would be dead from old age, and you're practically a dessicated husk of a walking corpse. Old tales of them make evil djinni look tame.

Now this person knows that they're talking about! My ordering from best to worst: Dragon -> Dwarf (women only, though) -> Werewolf -> Mermaid -> Vampire -> Elf (so low thanks to Baalbuddy) -> Fae (fucking with them do be VERY dangerous)

So many picking vampires, smh y'all basic! My only regret is that I can only make only one choice. Edit: Elves are in the lead now. To quote a certain Elanor Shellstrop,

Being a gamer isn't a job. smh my head :geek::geek::geek:

Security guard at a casino who uses his powers to catch cheaters. The job was originally meant to be a way to level up and get stronger so he could fight against the mob, but he realized he really likes the place and wants to keep working there.

Hey, don't worry about it, I definitely forgive you! But what you said did give me a perspective of what some people expect out of a fresh isekai protagonist, and I might put that into practice soon enough.

Oh wait, was that you? Well as I said, no hard feelings, but I'm still going to write main characters who don't behave as expected after getting isekaied :blob_sweat:

Also not you! There was one person who thought my story was utterly terrible because the main character didn't follow the exact list of feelings and actions they thought an Isekai protagonist should do. My character just freaked out for a moment before getting their bearings, and then...

Nah, you're fine. I'm mostly talking about a few personal experiences with actual morons here.

This place has a couple of fun, smart, and interesting people while also being full of absolute morons from a couple of interactions I had with others. Reddit... the "average redditor" stereotype is real. Terribly, horribly real. A few niche subs have some of those fun, smart, and interesting I...

A woman of culture, I see

Spite, my favorite emotion! It also got me working on my latest book too!

Someone's been watching too much Goblin Slayer. I'll stick to my female goblin shortstacks, thank you very much.

To add to that, it's so many words that it's not possible to take seriously, even if you try to introduce it as such. And beat, the reader will get bored and blank out on the name and it's emotional significance, and at worst they'll just start laughing. So lean into that and make it something...

Nobody ever gets to see it. Whoever uses it tries shouting the full name before using it just gets shot in the face partway through every time.