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Sure, I can resell that to fairies who refuse to eat meat. You can't hustle the hustler. Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh no! You triggered an unskippable AD! Oooooooooooommmm.....

Let me check my ORB.9001... Oooooooommmmmmmm.... “Pressure seeks release. Release seeks direction. Direction is… negotiable.” Well, I can sell you a great rootpill of Mass Release (c) by Big Pharma, and a jar for only three and a half cheesburgers. You can then use that jar as an anthrax...

Hmmmm... Let me see what my ORB.9000 has to say about this... Oooooooommmmmmmmm..... You will achieve true happiness immediately after acquiring the final item you did not know you needed. Unfortunately, the Orb cannot currently determine which item that is, but you will have to consooooome...

Corty's Magical Emporium Only the best quality magical answers to your questions. Oh. Hi. So you found my shop, eh? Well, don't just stand there, come in, come in! As you can see, I have all the answers to your questions and all the items for your every need. Question is: What do you need...

When will you give up on this one?

Few people know how to give feedback anyway. Like, the ones who said they don't read cultivation. Okay, then my ad worked, because I don't want you to read it and complain in my comments.

And… what's the hook for the story/plot?

Everything is a fantasy because none of them are classified as a documentary. :blob_shade:

None. But if you ask me how many times I kneed my desk while getting up, the answer is: I don't know, but I did it once already this year.

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Me after I heard PIZZA without listening to the rest as they don't matter:

Exactly why I made an HP and Naruto fanfic, both as a what-if story.

People are too perceptive nowadays for death flags. All the character deaths I did were never telegraphed by chapters focusing on said characters, instead, they were always an integral part of the story. And when their death came, it had a meaning. Also, my regulars now see death flags...

Ssssh. No snitches.

I'm in your walls, I watch you sleep. I am the presence you feel when you grab that lotion next to your bed…