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  1. Corty

    Corty's Magical Emporium

    Sure, I can resell that to fairies who refuse to eat meat. You can't hustle the hustler. Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh no! You triggered an unskippable AD! Oooooooooooommmm.....
  2. Corty

    Corty's Magical Emporium

    Let me check my ORB.9001... Oooooooommmmmmmm.... “Pressure seeks release. Release seeks direction. Direction is… negotiable.” Well, I can sell you a great rootpill of Mass Release (c) by Big Pharma, and a jar for only three and a half cheesburgers. You can then use that jar as an anthrax...
  3. Corty

    Corty's Magical Emporium

    Hmmmm... Let me see what my ORB.9000 has to say about this... Oooooooommmmmmmmm..... You will achieve true happiness immediately after acquiring the final item you did not know you needed. Unfortunately, the Orb cannot currently determine which item that is, but you will have to consooooome...
  4. Corty

    Corty's Magical Emporium

    Corty's Magical Emporium Only the best quality magical answers to your questions. Oh. Hi. So you found my shop, eh? Well, don't just stand there, come in, come in! As you can see, I have all the answers to your questions and all the items for your every need. Question is: What do you need...
  5. Corty

    When I finish my novel... (Yes, I will)

    When will you give up on this one?
  6. Corty

    Would you click on this?

    Few people know how to give feedback anyway. Like, the ones who said they don't read cultivation. Okay, then my ad worked, because I don't want you to read it and complain in my comments.
  7. Corty

    Dungeon core idea(new I think?)

    And… what's the hook for the story/plot?
  8. Corty

    God said: I don't know, I just made shit up as I went along.

    God said: I don't know, I just made shit up as I went along.
  9. Corty

    About Anime Genres

    Everything is a fantasy because none of them are classified as a documentary. :blob_shade:
  10. Corty

    General Toe Stubbing Annual Survey

    None. But if you ask me how many times I kneed my desk while getting up, the answer is: I don't know, but I did it once already this year.
  11. Corty

    I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number...

    I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
  12. Corty

    Weak. I'll do it myself. And steal the socks after. Who the hell plays spin the bottle with...

    Weak. I'll do it myself. And steal the socks after. Who the hell plays spin the bottle with socks on anyway?
  13. Corty

    Get a room you two. And a camera.

    Get a room you two. And a camera.
  14. Corty

    I'll protect this duck with my life. He eats my stale bread, I can't let him disappear.

    I'll protect this duck with my life. He eats my stale bread, I can't let him disappear.
  15. Corty

    Pizza Island Pizza Party Thread

    Me after I heard PIZZA without listening to the rest as they don't matter:
  16. Corty

    Fiction? Fanfiction?

    Exactly why I made an HP and Naruto fanfic, both as a what-if story.
  17. Corty

    How to prepare to kill a character in a tragic/heroic manner?

    People are too perceptive nowadays for death flags. All the character deaths I did were never telegraphed by chapters focusing on said characters, instead, they were always an integral part of the story. And when their death came, it had a meaning. Also, my regulars now see death flags...
  18. Corty

    Who are the active users on the forums from your POV?

    Ssssh. No snitches.
  19. Corty

    Who are the active users on the forums from your POV?

    I'm in your walls, I watch you sleep. I am the presence you feel when you grab that lotion next to your bed…
  20. Corty

    Fix me up some dinner, then. :blob_shade:

    Fix me up some dinner, then. :blob_shade:
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