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  1. Corty

    Resolved Account ban appeal

    Don't be. I can still search for your account, so it's not entirely gone yet. Anyway, send an email, explain it, and if it's not reversed, make another account. I'll be honest, I rarely see anyone getting banned on here.
  2. Corty

    Resolved Account ban appeal

    The main site has an issue with bots doing the same things, so probably that is what triggered it. Send a message to the email, explaining it and then that you went to the forums, too. It's an honest mistake; you can even link this thread in the email. They most likely reported you because...
  3. Corty

    Resolved Account ban appeal

    Send an email to [email protected] But I'm surprised anyone is banned here. What did you do? Post gore?
  4. Corty

    Corty's Magical Emporium

    Oooooooooooommmmmmmm......... Inspiration 404. Reconnecting... Reconnecting...... Reconnecting.......... Inspiration located: Generating Access: ENTER Oooooooooooommmmmmmm......... Congratulations. Your next reincarnation has been locked in: B.C.606 Ass Wiping Slave. Thank you for using the...
  5. Corty

    And at the wedding night... Yugi comes in: YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!

    And at the wedding night... Yugi comes in: YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!
  6. Corty

    Look at her. Finally someone made a keyboard, fitting for a smol b(r)at.

    Look at her. Finally someone made a keyboard, fitting for a smol b(r)at.
  7. Corty

    It's preparation for when you will have kids and then they get sick, and then everyone will be...

    It's preparation for when you will have kids and then they get sick, and then everyone will be sick. :blob_melt:
  8. Corty

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  9. Corty

    Even after 3 years, I still got it: [IMG]

    Even after 3 years, I still got it:
  10. Corty

    Corty's Magical Emporium

    Ooooooommmm... Become the side chick. Seduce. Overcum. Adapt.
  11. Corty

    Corty's Magical Emporium

    INVALID INPUT. NOT A QUESTION. REJECTED. Ooooooooooommmmmm... Tell her not to be a stuck-up bitch. She cheats with her makeup; you cheat with your knowledge. One is worse than the other, and it's not you. Shit, my bad fam, I'm fucking stupid.
  12. Corty

    Corty's Magical Emporium

    Ooooooooooommmmmmmm.... Data shows that you must seduce your teachers for the ideal outcome. Wait, sorry, it was set to NSFW settings, let me try again. Ooooooooooommmmmm..... Use the ABC method. Always Be Cheatin' Much better. That will be two strawberry lollipops. Ooooooooommmmmm...
  13. Corty

    Corty's Magical Emporium

    Ooooooooooommmmmm.... FUCK! FUCK! Where is this water coming from?! FUCK! MY BOOKS! MY PRECIOUS BOOKS! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
  14. Corty

    I am not murican, okay? :blob_teary:

    I am not murican, okay? :blob_teary:
  15. Corty

    Corty's Magical Emporium

    ORDER RECEIVED ✔ SOURCE: SHENZHEN · SECTOR 9 · MIDNIGHT SHIFT DELIVERY STATUS Followers: 200 entities — IN TRANSIT (hold up noticed at Interdimensional TSA & Immigration Office) Arrival window: 3–7 business centuries Demographics: 63% “Alpha Centaury Tentacle Monsters” 22% “Day-one yandere...
  16. Corty

    [IMG]

  17. Corty

    I... I don't know if I should be offended or not :blob_shock: Damn turks did occupy us for 150...

    I... I don't know if I should be offended or not :blob_shock: Damn turks did occupy us for 150 years, though. :blob_hmm:
  18. Corty

    Corty's Magical Emporium

    All. Ooooooooooommmmmm.... Shut up, Orby. I know the answer to this one from memory; I have been on SHF long enough for it.
  19. Corty

    Corty's Magical Emporium

    I see your QI has enveloped you well, let me see what my Nascent ORB.Soulsucker9000 can do for you. Come on... boot you pice of shit... Khm. Ooooooooooommmmmm.... “By the end of this year, you will gain exactly the number of believers your actions can sustain. 0 (with potential for revision).”...
  20. Corty

    Corty's Magical Emporium

    Yesn't.
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