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  1. CountVanBadger

    I need a non-swear swear word

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    Steam Machine (aka, possibly the biggest video game announcement of the decade)

    Steam just announced their followup to the Steam Deck, the Steam Machine. Frankly, I'm hyped. It's going to be six times as powerful as the Steam Deck, meaning that while the Deck was somewhat limited in what games it could play, there won't be many titles this can't handle. I feel like this...
  3. CountVanBadger

    I need a non-swear swear word

    There are no real swear words in XNPC. Who or whatever's in charge decided that forcing people to kill monsters on a daily basis or else become mindless flesh robots was fine, but cussing was a step too far. So whenever someone tries to swear, the System forces them to say something else. So far...
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    Does the usage of AI for cover bad? why do many say it is?

    The general consensus is that anyone complaining about an AI cover on a book the author isn't making any money off of is an entitled prick who can be safely ignored. But once you either start selling your book on Amazon or trying to get people to sub to you on Patreon, then you need to shell out...
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    Advertising fiction (paid)

    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic?
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    I don't know how to start practicing narration.

    The only way to get better is by practicing. We can tell you everything there is to know about good narration, but it's all worthless if you don't know how to write it. I'll just say, stop using scripts to write novels. Scripts are not novels. If you want to write a screenplay, then more power...
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    What's your favorite type of Magic System?

    Hard magic is by far the best for writing action stories. Having a set-in-stone ruleset for what everyone can and can't do makes everything more exciting, because now they (and the authors) have to get be creative with how they use their powers instead of just "And then he raised his arms and...
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    Posting on Patreon question

    How do they stop people from just giving the password to their friends?
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    Hello, we like money (Now taking story commissions)

    Here you are, sir! Our house specialty, made exactly the way we want you to like it! That'll be $2500. May I interest you in our financing plan?
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    Hello, we like money (Now taking story commissions)

    Hello, and welcome to my pizza restaurant, where our top priority is that you always get your pizza your way! Please note, we do not make pizzas with any of the following: - Anchovies - Pineapple - Pepperoni, Canadian Bacon, Italian Sausage, or any other pork-based toppings - Non-Vegan Cheese -...
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    Help with first litrpg's blurb

    Thanks! I hope it does! No thanks. There are very few things I hate more in the world than clowns.
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    Help with first litrpg's blurb

    Howdy, stranger! My name's CountVonBadger, and here's a random fact about me: I love keeping secrets! Do you like keeping secrets? :D
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    Help with first litrpg's blurb

    Hello, strangers! My name is CountVanBadger. I'm new around these here parts, and looking forward to making some new friends! Anywho, I'm planning to release my first litrpg, XNPC, on here and a couple other websites sometime in the next couple months. I have high hopes for this book, so I want...
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