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  1. quagma

    Straggots arent welcome here

    Straggots arent welcome here
  2. quagma

    Oh im sorry, do you have a problem with sharing resources and the profits of your labor equally...

    Oh im sorry, do you have a problem with sharing resources and the profits of your labor equally? I didnt know you were anti-workers rights. Play nice, kiddos.
  3. quagma

    Oh, and can we refrain from using the r-slur on my page? I dont want to get into a discussion...

    Oh, and can we refrain from using the r-slur on my page? I dont want to get into a discussion about its political correctness, I just dont want to relive my traumas every time someone wants to put someone down by comparing their intellectual capability with intellectual disabilities, insinuating...
  4. quagma

    q log #119: why is being alive so expensive and why is everyone else so stupid and why do none...

    q log #119: why is being alive so expensive and why is everyone else so stupid and why do none of the rules ever make any sense?
  5. quagma

    q log #118: so it turns out dinosaurs had very bird like calls. There is still hope for a...

    q log #118: so it turns out dinosaurs had very bird like calls. There is still hope for a chirping beeping t Rex or raptor rather than monstrous behemoth
  6. quagma

    q log #117: how to sweet talk a nonbinary person: "let me 'she/them' thighs!" You'll get beaten...

    q log #117: how to sweet talk a nonbinary person: "let me 'she/them' thighs!" You'll get beaten up, but it'll be funny
  7. quagma

    q log #116: asking me to stop my leg bouncing is like clipping an angels wings, or asking a...

    q log #116: asking me to stop my leg bouncing is like clipping an angels wings, or asking a puppy to stop wagging their tail. either you bounce with me, or against me
  8. quagma

    q log #115: im no social butterfly, but hit me up if you ever need a disassociating moth

    q log #115: im no social butterfly, but hit me up if you ever need a disassociating moth
  9. quagma

    q log #114: Starting an eldritch cult worshipping me so I can gift out forbidden knowledge and...

    q log #114: Starting an eldritch cult worshipping me so I can gift out forbidden knowledge and watch mortals go mad with it; ain't I a stinker?
  10. quagma

    q log #113: my retirement plan is to go missing in a bog

    q log #113: my retirement plan is to go missing in a bog
  11. quagma

    q log #112: i want to kiss every bug but they are so small and my lips are so strong

    q log #112: i want to kiss every bug but they are so small and my lips are so strong
  12. quagma

    q log #111: women want me, fish want me; im a cute bug

    q log #111: women want me, fish want me; im a cute bug
  13. quagma

    q log 110: okay fine, you caught us, we've been silly posting all day to avoid thinking about a...

    q log 110: okay fine, you caught us, we've been silly posting all day to avoid thinking about a Very Big and Annoying Life Stressor that has just insisted on moving back into my house unannounced for the next few months. We are very irritated and are struggling to find outlets for our...
  14. quagma

    q log #109: i ain't come from no black lagoon, im from beyond the stars and past the moon!

    q log #109: i ain't come from no black lagoon, im from beyond the stars and past the moon!
  15. quagma

    q log #108: remember kids, the more spiteful and ironic you are, the better your art is!

    q log #108: remember kids, the more spiteful and ironic you are, the better your art is!
  16. quagma

    Straggots are unwanted here. Yes, im heterophobic, we dont wanna see you all kissing and holding...

    Straggots are unwanted here. Yes, im heterophobic, we dont wanna see you all kissing and holding hands in our media either, how's it feel having the positions reversed for once? /jk
  17. quagma

    q log #107: its always "can we normalize straight ships" and never "can we normalize getting a job"

    q log #107: its always "can we normalize straight ships" and never "can we normalize getting a job"
  18. quagma

    q log #106: sire, ye must stop hiring cat girls as mousers, they dont work like that

    q log #106: sire, ye must stop hiring cat girls as mousers, they dont work like that
  19. quagma

    q log #105: To eat a whole cake would be to commit the sin of gluttony. But eating a whole pie...

    q log #105: To eat a whole cake would be to commit the sin of gluttony. But eating a whole pie is okay, as the sin of pi is zero.
  20. quagma

    q log #104: if you have they/them in your profile, I will not argue, I am clearly outnumbered

    q log #104: if you have they/them in your profile, I will not argue, I am clearly outnumbered
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