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q log #141: my pronouns are now you/yours *inhabits your body*

Wanna see something cool? *deposits a cool bug into your outstretched palm*

q log #140: bit disappointed in the quality of haters these days. They just call me a slur and huff off. Theres no heart in their hate, no passion put into their punches, no creativity in their antagonism. They dont even dig into my timeline or selfies to find something they think id be...

q log #139: Rocks and trees dont exist, but cats do. Cats are the only 'real' things in a world where all else is but an illusion.

q log #138: i am so ready to ditch the flesh for the machine, but have as yet been unable to find anyone willing to download my brain into a tamagotchi

q log #137: I am real flesh human. I enjoy breathing, digesting proteins, and paying taxes. My insides are made of disgusting wet meat and not titanium and silicon like a normal human, small and squishable.

q log #136: if I weren't already an octopus, id be a moth

q log #135: your boos dont scare me, I know most of you arent ghosts

q log #134: just beat roko's basilisk. Wast all that hard even. Took one gunshot blast and it was down.

q log #133: I killed and ate god and Xir firstborn, and now ive got a tummy ache. I dont think divinity and golden ichor agree with me... ooogh...

q log #132: asked my spawn what they learned at school today. They said, "gay men like Sony, lesbians favor Yamaha, and transgender people prefer Bose." Kneeling down, I put my hand on their shoulder and said, "kid, those are just stereo types."

q log #131: this tree is hard to describe, it has a certain... je ne sequoia

q log #130: Sorry mate, Mastercard said i can’t sell you Puyo Puyo Tetris because of the suggestive themes. Also your game about finding a cat in the alps has been delisted for pornography (visible asexual flag in The Witch’s cabin)

q log #129: theres an unspoken rule that the less humanoid a robot is, the hotter they are

q log #128: I was rereading some of the stuff I wrote the other night, and its clear where I started to drift off to sleep from the increase in typos and fewer complete sentences. You can tell I'm rushing to finish jotting down my inspiration before I fall asleep on the keyboard.