Wow, that works 
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Studies have shown that comedians often have higher-than-average intelligence and a "psychotic personality" profile. This does not mean they are ill, but rather that their brains are highly sensitive to unconventional associations, pattern-finding, and deep introspection—which can fuel both comedy and depression.
–Google
What is the first human that milk a cow even try to do back then?
I shared bedroom with my older sister until i hit junior high, and she was at college back then.
Dang, it must be annoying when she dont have her own space when she broke up or something
What do you call when a cow spying others?
A steak-out
Uploading 2 chapters today. Peaceful and productive
*sip another tea blissfully*
Its always essential for office to monitor their staffs properly
Peaceful...
*sip tea*
Boss, I don't sleep. not very often anyway.
I have lots of sleeping issues. and I'm a very light sleeper.
I live alone, but if anything moves within my housing, I'll be damn sure to put 3 new holes in it before it can say 'sorry for breaking in'.
*sees no intruders in my yard*
*Bring yoga mat and do yoga peacefully under the warm sun*
Now we know who wants to cast the first stone
worse, worser, worsest
People go to doctor to get answers, not questions
Boots–boots–boots–boots
Movin up and down again
*knocks at the door to sell some cookies*
Stay away
One black cat is interested in knowing: are you still alive? Do we need to break into your mansion to check?
I wonder that when Passion of the Christ first hit theaters,
was there any audience hoping that Jesus might somehow make it?
Gasp!
So lemon is actually not natural?
Its a crossbreeding between bitter orange and citroen?
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