Family drama so crazy that I just gave away the giftcard I was gonna mail to my brother 
SouthernMaiden
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Man, alchohol is fun
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My mom called me to vent today.
Never ever has she called me just to vent about something. That's how you know the family drama is crazy
I ate at Boloco today. Unlike Chipotle or Qdoba it has many non-meat options.
We're talking baked tofu, fajita veggies and "chicken". I've never been so spoiled for choice. In your face carnivores. Get fukin owned.
Is there a secret to achieving absolute focus? I want to lock in my consciousness in a cage temporarily and just write.
Walked around a soccer field for my steps. Waist high fences surrounded it. Couple dozen guys playing soccer. They kick the ball over the fence by mistake. Shout for me to kick over to them.
I AM NOT MENTALLY OR PHYSICALLY EQUIPPED FOR THIS.
No. I can do it. I go to kick it over. I can do this.
I go to kick. Totally wiff. It hits the fence and bounces away.
I hand it over. They thank me. I retreat in shame
Wish I could be like some rich dude's pet. Without the downside. Basically, I just want more money and free time.
But then I see what those old rich dudes look like. And I understand...their young wives are doing difficult work of a different kind.
One should always curtsey in front of a Queen.
Especially, one as beautiful and majestic as you, fairest maiden.
I drove from Boston to New York. What did I learn? It feels okay to eat fast food at a highway rest stop
morning, princess.
The way this world treats Gamers. It just ain't right.
Bedtime poem by SouthernMaiden
My cat is orange
He is kind, to me. And to his brother
When I cry, he sits on my lap
His purrs say, I am Happy
But
When there's a silence, I like to fill it
When people are happy, I'm happy too
Sometimes people say "I don't like this thing"
But is that thing me? Am I a thing?
People don't know me, but they don't like me
At least my cat likes me
Someone should make a thread called " SH Authors Recommend work by other SH Authors".
I wanna recommend stuff, but I dont want the heat of creating the thread 🫡
Ran 3 miles today (okay 2.6). Feeling good (deeply tired). -
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