Why do some absolute psychos have full conversations in the bathroom. THIS IS A SAFE PLACE. SHUT UP.
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I got like three projects in motion so excited!!!,
Anyone have any viewers in North Korea?
Been editing through an old manuscript. Really makes it obvious how much ive improved
Family drama so crazy that I just gave away the giftcard I was gonna mail to my brother
Man, alchohol is fun
Mistress
My mom called me to vent today.
Never ever has she called me just to vent about something. That's how you know the family drama is crazy
I ate at Boloco today. Unlike Chipotle or Qdoba it has many non-meat options.
We're talking baked tofu, fajita veggies and "chicken". I've never been so spoiled for choice. In your face carnivores. Get fukin owned.
Is there a secret to achieving absolute focus? I want to lock in my consciousness in a cage temporarily and just write.
Walked around a soccer field for my steps. Waist high fences surrounded it. Couple dozen guys playing soccer. They kick the ball over the fence by mistake. Shout for me to kick over to them.
I AM NOT MENTALLY OR PHYSICALLY EQUIPPED FOR THIS.
No. I can do it. I go to kick it over. I can do this.
I go to kick. Totally wiff. It hits the fence and bounces away.
I hand it over. They thank me. I retreat in shame
Wish I could be like some rich dude's pet. Without the downside. Basically, I just want more money and free time.
But then I see what those old rich dudes look like. And I understand...their young wives are doing difficult work of a different kind.
One should always curtsey in front of a Queen.
Especially, one as beautiful and majestic as you, fairest maiden.
I drove from Boston to New York. What did I learn? It feels okay to eat fast food at a highway rest stop
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