*bonks you with folding hand fan* utterly atrocious! Scandalous! What are thou, a mere plebian, doing in the bedchambers of my sister!
Madkins
The Foolish One From Your sister's bedroom
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*Sighs heavily*
What's wrong with wanting to create a 12-foot tall Alice that has a bloody mask and a giant axe?
Am I the only one that sees the scientific benefits of such a creation?
Who has 4/20 plans?
That doesn't matter as much as who needs a 4/20 plan?
You're all invited. Even if your weirder than i am.
Having relations with a woman named Wildfire should be made illegal.
Just trying to help you out.
You know who you are...
If you need a hug today let me know.
I promise not to grab your butt if you promise not to grab mine.
Probably.
Eh, we'll take it on a case by case basis.
"So my advice in life when you be dating deities is
Always remember to be tender and find the peace in the Moment,
hold it close and miggity make the most of it
But when you go talkin about it don’t go be a boastin- Alex Frascobitch"
After kissing all the frogs in the backyard looking for a prince, i realized we only have toads here. That might explain all the colors and the walls melting.
Tonight, I sit here at a Dennys with my shredded shoe, by myself. Licking pennies and typing on my computer. The crowd stares at me like I'm a psycho or something as I place french fries in my beard for later.
Awww... I tore my shoe... I probably deserved that for something I've done lately. Damnit...
I leave you with this question before going offline: What's left for justice after the law dies?
I know, you know, who this was meant for. I have to stop standing in the crossroads...
So, follow my lead and do what I do.Snort a bunch of cocaine and run around nude. Jump in the gorilla encloser up at the zoo. Then show up blacked out to your work interview.
Why in 2026 are there still superstitious people? How can you be completely logical and understand Thermodynamics and still end a sentence with "Because of a ghost/Alien." You'd think by now there was enough proof that there's no such thing. Scientists are more often than naught walking oxymorons. Ghost and aliens, neither exist in real life.
I've spent the last week making clones. Tons of them jammed into boxes. Approximately 110, give or take. Making clones isn't my job either, and I'm somehow the one that has to do it for all the other farmers. I should get paid for this...
Hump day, Let's play! The only part about it that makes me uncomfortable is when strangers stand over me whispering that as I wake up in the morning.
After learning of the existence of Pilk and Oreo Coke, I feel it's imperative I say this. In case no one's told you they love you today... Don't expect me to pick up their slack. -
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