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Hanging out with women and they try something on at a store so that one is forced to repeat "It's giving..." followed by a random noun, verb, celebrity, visual aesthetic, book genre, mineral, time period, etc. until they deem your answer satisfactory
Walked into a restaurant that I'd been curious about for a while only to find out it's way more expensive than I thought
I can sense the waitress judging me for being an out of place brokie
Reverse 1999 designs so good they almost manipulated me into installing a gacha game
Not today Mammon
I hope time isn't linear because I want to be reincarnated as a Steppe Nomad robbing fools on the Silk Road
If I ever had shrimp babies, they'd have to be with a woman whose ethnicity is almost comically different from mine. I aim to create a never-before-seen ethnicity
I remember the time I got into a protracted online fight with a Mushoku Tensei pfp about whether or not Witch Hat Atelier was woke bullshit
Little did he know I hadn't read either series
If I somehow got dummy rich and started driving a Rolls Royce and some brokie in a corolla rear-ended me, shit I don't think I'd even charge him for the repairs. In fact, I couldn't do that to him
I just have that much compassion for the working class, you see
My xitter algorithm is currently a fan of showing me xeets of people spouting straight up bullshit as scientific/historical fact.
Just today, I saw someone proclaim that Jesus just... didn't exist. This was an artist who posts their paintings online, and I'm sure those paintings are very lovely, but how could a painter be so confident as to go against the consensus of real historians?
Shromp Rule #
capitalism is cringe
When Jesus came back from the dead, one of the first things he said was like, "peace be upon you"
so like, may peace be upon you this easter even though it's already monday here
Cricumcisions have really come a long way technologically since when I was a kid
Would've loved to be in that room when they discovered Stalin's body. idk must've been crazy lmao
*struggling to make conversation on a hinge date with a polisci major*
"So uhh... are you prostate?"
Music recommendation
Like most people, I discovered this surprisingly pleasant little tune from the Youtube channel Internet Comment Etiquette. It just oozes campy charm--from the dogshit production to the greenscreen music video. But at its heart, is an almost frustratingly brilliant chorus. This shit will be stuck in your head.
Whenever I need more conviction and reassurance for what I'm about to, I imagine the voice inside my head as an older lesbian lady giving me advice, and it steels my will
The Balkan capital cities make for great girl names
Athena, Sofia, Ljubljana, Istanbulliana, Belgradella, Sarajevo, etc. -
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