I don't have the energy to perpetually cosplay as someone I'm not. Not sure how others do it, but imma just lay here being my lazy, asshole, retard self watching web series like a weeb.
It's a real shame that some people out there in the wild don't have that thing in their brain that tells them to keep something to themselves. Instead, the feel compulsion to say it out loud or even to people's faces. That kind of thing is permissible for small children, not adults who know better but make the choice anyway. #TedTalk