If I somehow got dummy rich and started driving a Rolls Royce and some brokie in a corolla rear-ended me, shit I don't think I'd even charge him for the repairs. In fact, I couldn't do that to him
I just have that much compassion for the working class, you see
My xitter algorithm is currently a fan of showing me xeets of people spouting straight up bullshit as scientific/historical fact.
Just today, I saw someone proclaim that Jesus just... didn't exist. This was an artist who posts their paintings online, and I'm sure those paintings are very lovely, but how could a painter be so confident as to go against the consensus of real historians?
Like most people, I discovered this surprisingly pleasant little tune from the Youtube channel Internet Comment Etiquette. It just oozes campy charm--from the dogshit production to the greenscreen music video. But at its heart, is an almost frustratingly brilliant chorus. This shit will be stuck in your head.
Whenever I need more conviction and reassurance for what I'm about to, I imagine the voice inside my head as an older lesbian lady giving me advice, and it steels my will
Went to a book fair and I was fairly disappointed in the selection. A fuck ton of children's books, which is probably how they make their money, but they otherwise don't separate their other books well, leading to Hemingway and random modern NYT bestseller YA shit being stacked on the same displays
A+ trolling on your part tho

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