SouthernMaiden

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  SouthernMaiden

• Apr 17, 2026

My mom called me to vent today.

Never ever has she called me just to vent about something. That's how you know the family drama is crazy

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  SouthernMaiden

• Apr 17, 2026

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  SouthernMaiden

• Apr 16, 2026

I ate at Boloco today. Unlike Chipotle or Qdoba it has many non-meat options.

We're talking baked tofu, fajita veggies and "chicken". I've never been so spoiled for choice. In your face carnivores. Get fukin owned.

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  SouthernMaiden

• Apr 15, 2026

Is there a secret to achieving absolute focus? I want to lock in my consciousness in a cage temporarily and just write.

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  SouthernMaiden

• Apr 15, 2026

Walked around a soccer field for my steps. Waist high fences surrounded it. Couple dozen guys playing soccer. They kick the ball over the fence by mistake. Shout for me to kick over to them.

I AM NOT MENTALLY OR PHYSICALLY EQUIPPED FOR THIS.
No. I can do it. I go to kick it over. I can do this.

I go to kick. Totally wiff. It hits the fence and bounces away.

I hand it over. They thank me. I retreat in shame

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  SouthernMaiden

• Apr 14, 2026

Wish I could be like some rich dude's pet. Without the downside. Basically, I just want more money and free time.

But then I see what those old rich dudes look like. And I understand...their young wives are doing difficult work of a different kind.

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  SouthernMaiden

• Apr 14, 2026

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  SouthernMaiden

• Apr 13, 2026

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  CinnaSloth

• Apr 11, 2026

One should always curtsey in front of a Queen.
Especially, one as beautiful and majestic as you, fairest maiden.

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  SouthernMaiden

• Apr 11, 2026

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  SouthernMaiden

• Apr 10, 2026

I drove from Boston to New York. What did I learn? It feels okay to eat fast food at a highway rest stop

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  CinnaSloth

• Apr 9, 2026

morning, princess.

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  SouthernMaiden

• Apr 9, 2026

The way this world treats Gamers. It just ain't right.

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  SouthernMaiden

• Apr 8, 2026

Bedtime poem by SouthernMaiden

My cat is orange

He is kind, to me. And to his brother

When I cry, he sits on my lap

His purrs say, I am Happy

But

When there's a silence, I like to fill it

When people are happy, I'm happy too

Sometimes people say "I don't like this thing"

But is that thing me? Am I a thing?

People don't know me, but they don't like me

At least my cat likes me

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  SouthernMaiden

• Apr 8, 2026

Someone should make a thread called " SH Authors Recommend work by other SH Authors".

I wanna recommend stuff, but I dont want the heat of creating the thread 🫡

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  SouthernMaiden

• Apr 7, 2026

Ran 3 miles today (okay 2.6). Feeling good (deeply tired).

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  SouthernMaiden

• Apr 6, 2026

I saw so many artists and writers at anime boston.

Its amazing! Putting your work out there! Selling prints, sometimes your own books or comics! Hundreds of people with eyes on your stuff

Cant be easy, but its inspiring

I bought:
A fairy bookmark
Elden ring marika print (she has a huge ass in it)
Witch hat atelier print
Moth girl print
Messmer Print (hes hot)
Some furry pins

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  CinnaSloth

• Apr 4, 2026

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  SouthernMaiden

• Apr 4, 2026

Be honest. Do you (yes you!) have six pack abdominals?

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  SouthernMaiden

• Apr 3, 2026

In a strictly physical sense, men are pretty perfect.