RepresentingCaution

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  RepresentingCaution

• Today at 2:56 AM

Kid: How does a dada give the sperm to a mama.
Me: Sex.
Kid: But how?
Husband: Sex.
Kid: But how?
Husband: Let's talk about sex, Baby
Me: Let's talk about you and me
Us: Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that could be

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  RepresentingCaution

• Yesterday at 10:38 PM

Grandpa: *points at wet spot on side of house and a fresher wet spot under tree* I think we have an animal.
Me: I know which animal made that. *puts hand on child’s head*
Grandma: That’s actually a great way to repel animals.

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  RepresentingCaution

• Yesterday at 10:32 PM

Kid: [Girl], Let’s make babies!
[Girl]: When?
Kid: When we’re grown-ups.
[Girl]: OK
Kid: I want to be the dada, and [Boy] can be the grandpa.

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  RepresentingCaution

• Apr 29, 2026

I look in the backyard, see kid peeing in wheelbarrow, standing on tiptoes so he can reach it. He’s simultaneously filling the wheelbarrow with the hose. I pretend I didn’t see.

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  RepresentingCaution

• Apr 24, 2026

I heard that if a boy gives a gur-roll seven hearts on a bracelet, she will make babies with you.

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  Louhi

• Apr 22, 2026

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  RepresentingCaution

• Apr 21, 2026

Kid: How do they make Pikachu talk? Please give me a video about Pikachu.
Me: OK *Shares to YouTube Kids profile

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  RepresentingCaution

• Apr 21, 2026

Want free plastic bags? Send your child to school with fidgets, and the teacher will give you free plastic bags!

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  RepresentingCaution

• Apr 21, 2026

Want free plastic bags? Send your child to school with fidgets, and the teacher will give you free plastic bags!

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  RepresentingCaution

• Apr 20, 2026

Now I know that my 5-year-old can fit through the neck hole in my dress while I’m wearing it.

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  Masked_writer

• Apr 17, 2026

Parrents of the hub, share me your parrenting experience, i am being new to this father thing. What did you do that was bad and good at ?

I am good at night shift so i can change my girl diaper easily while my wife sleep, i am bad at teaching.

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  RepresentingCaution

• Apr 17, 2026

One of my kid’s best friends just sneezed out two huge ropes of yellow snot dripping past his chin. I don’t wanna get sick again

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  RepresentingCaution

• Apr 16, 2026

Me: Pick that balloon up. It could hurt the robot vacuum.
Kid, spinning around and around with hands on office chair and feet running on floor: I’m sorry, I just got sucked into this whirlpool!
Me: Oh, dear! I hope you get out of it in time.

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  melchi

• Apr 7, 2026

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  RepresentingCaution

• Apr 5, 2026

The child threw a remote control at my face and it hit HARD right below my eye. Now the child will have no TV for a week. God help me.

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  RepresentingCaution

• Apr 2, 2026

Me: I’ve got a couple of things to do on my phone, and you’ve got a couple of things to do on your tablet.
Child: I don’t. I was going to do those things tomorrow.

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  RepresentingCaution

• Mar 29, 2026

Child: I’m mopping the whole floor, muahhaha! So nobody can walk on it, muahhaha! . . . Now nobody can go to the bathroom!

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  RepresentingCaution

• Mar 26, 2026

There was snot crusted on my face when I was dropping the kid off at school, and I don’t even know if it was mine or his.

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  RepresentingCaution

• Mar 15, 2026

Me: All my life points are gone now! I can go to sleep.
Kid: No, you only lost 3 life points.

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  RepresentingCaution

• Mar 2, 2026

Child, rolling in blanket: I got trapped in one of the traps I set up for bad guys in the bed that I forgot was here!