ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 22, 2026

"Pretty good painting right? Well, you just enjoyed one of Hitler's—"

No, it sucked. The painting sucked. He wasn't very good at painting. The painting was bad

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 22, 2026

Sometimes I feel like making another forums account that's shrimpshady but meaner. I have been very kind on this account, and karmic balance must be restored

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 22, 2026

Learning about world history is a whole lot of

"This guy conquered one of the largest swathes of land in history, collapsing civilizations that lasted millennia while forming an empire that would last until his death 7 months later at age 19... while you, dear reader, are a failure who can't even fix a door hinge."

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 21, 2026

Music recommendation

It is Eid al-Fitr, and I feel like recommending something fitting now that I've been relinquished of my daily mission.

The thing is, however, contemporary Islamic music is kinda terrible. Much like CCM. So I can't in good faith (ha) recommend any of it.

Therefore, here's some Mos Def/Yasiin Bey.

You know it's gonna go hard when he opens with basmallah.

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 20, 2026

Daily music recommendation #365!!!!!

Well it's been 1 year of music recommendations. What better way to wrap up this series than perhaps my favorite song of all time.

It has accompanied me through... COVID online learning

That yearning for genuine human connection just speaks to me.

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 20, 2026

I'm terrified of how my dad can just randomly start conversations with strangers in public

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 20, 2026

The forum experience

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 20, 2026

Who the fuck is afroman?

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 19, 2026

Daily music recommendation #364

I don't really listen to metal, but this song goes insanely hard. Some very iconic guitar playing on here, from the numerous solos (especially the outro) and the bridge part. Also the lyrical content is just haunting and is a good reminder that war is fucking dumb

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  sleepandeatallday

• Mar 19, 2026

Why do I always read your name as ShrimpLady?

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 18, 2026

I love it when rappers make two words rhyme when they're not supposed to. So bold and cheeky

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 18, 2026

Daily music recommendation #363

I miss singing simple, fun tunes like this by the campfire. Perfect for a night out with family

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 18, 2026

Every time a new shawarma place opens up, an angel grows a pair of wings

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 18, 2026

Liberal gurren lagann be like:

Row row peacefully protest the power

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 17, 2026

I can't believe Sean Ono Lennon has an active online presence

What's more he can be incredibly annoying online

Makes it very tempting to make fun of him for being John Lennon's son

But he's also impossible to ragebait

A marvelous specimen

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 17, 2026

Daily music recommendation #362

Never finished this show because I'm a Monogatari loyalist and it felt too reddit, if you could believe that

But I'm a big fan of the OP. Just some nice youth j-rock. Hits all of the right wistful notes, like sunlight through the canopy illuminating the person in front of you in patches as you realize you want to have their babies, or smth

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 17, 2026

I actually kinda like coleslaw

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 17, 2026

This pasta place gave me chopsticks for some reason but I don't care it kinda slaps

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 17, 2026

We lowkey might've invented the piggy bank

Be thankful y'all

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 17, 2026

Kinda weird how Your Lie in April's full of over-the-top slapstick comedy while also attempting to be a serious story about abuse and trauma

Okay man