Once upon a time, there was a girl named Little Red Riding Hood. One day, her mother sent her to bring cake and wine to her grandma who lived in a forest. Just as she entered the woods, an eldritch monster appeared on the path. She saw how handsome the monster was and fell in love.
"Good day, Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going?" the monster asked.
There lived a certain boi in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes, a flaming glow
Most people look at him with terror and with fear
But to SHF, he was such a lovely dear
He would steal limbs as an eldritch monster
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of creature
Women would desire

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