SRB

ANOTHER ONE. AND ANOTHER ONE!

Two of us — me and my buddy
Giving gifts to everybody
You get daughter, you get son
Patriotic duty’s done

Some dark Russian humor for my comrades. Of course, that's an adaptation, but what can you do?

Kids are asking uncle Peck:
Why's there wire on your neck?
Uncle has no words to spare
Swinging calmly in the air.

Hmm, yes, you all should see another glimpse of Russian culture. I've got a few in my little secret stolen book.

Coffee pot's a bit unstable
Dishes fall around
Fucking on a little table
Makes a lot of sound

Do you want to read another obscene Russian folk chastushka? Too bad, I already got you one.

You were mine the other day,
Mike is screwing you today.
He's got cock as thick as trees
On the Shishkin's masterpiece.

Do you want to hear a Russian folk chastushka translated into English? Great, here's one!

Starlet's fallen from the heavens
Right into my boyfriend's briefs,
I don't mind his roasted penis
If it helps us live in peace.

Are you related to Señor Screaming Fingers?