being a lawyer is the best, I can go ahead and argue with people and remove stress all at the same time! I never had the opportunity to hone my argument skills cause no one at school ever picked a fight with me...
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a baby tried nomming me today. How adorable! He was so cute with puffy cheeks then he attacked my hands and tried nomming them but had no baby teeth. How ferocious!
Now I know why my expensive hair mask was finishing up so fast! My sis was sneakily using it!
I found my grandma watching youtube at 3 a.m in the morning! 3 A.M!!! And for a second I was confused who's supposed to be the mobile addicted generation here! Is that the same grandma who scolded me when I used to stay awake late to watch animes!!!
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I downloaded a very fun game where I'm a chicken agent that spies on a paranoid human and removes all chicken related content from his online feed.
I so deeply resonate with this song!
My sister saw my hidden snacks... now I have to share it with her
Fruits are so hard to cut... my sis came to me for help to cut her a guava... but she didn't know that even I didn't know how to cut a guava... and somehow that guava was so tough that it wouldn't even cut with a knife so we went on to get a sickle but it still didn't cut and watched a youtube tutorial on how to cut an guava... it must be an unripe hard guava!
nyaaa!~~
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Just as I thought my night couldn't get any weirder, I hear a drunk man serenading outside my house. 10/10 for his confidence and 4/10 for his singing! I bet either he had fallen in love or had a heartbreak cause it was a romantic song!
my sis was attending online group study with her friend for her exam and then she suddenly barged into my room for a home tour... it's 1 a.m... and why barge in my room!!? What am I? Some monkey in a zoo!!?
My lights were flickering and I turned my heads to looks at it and the flickering stopped! This is the 3rd time it happened now... So now either my house is haunted, or the lights are malfunctioning or I have some superpowers!!!!
my sis had her hindi exams today and in her exams she was given a story to test her comprehension... the story was supposed to be about a kind, good benevolent king who was distraught cause his kingdom was too poor and his subjects were starving!
I'm sorry whaat!? A king! Who's kind and benevolent doesn't exist!
our tenants had a very cute smol baby and now I finally learnt how to hold him properly!!! I'm evolved! Literally he's so cute and precious with chubby cheeks! I get cuteness aggression!
To live is to suffer! And to suffer is to live
(This doesn't make any sense but pretend I said something very deep and thought-provoking)
while scrolling through insta reels, I got recommended a reel about dopplegangers... and now I want one. Take my place! I don't care if you are my evil clone! waaaah take my place! I don't want to prepare for exams anymore! Give the exam in my stead!
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