ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 14, 2026

I was in the mood for ramen, but all of the noodle shops are full cause of LNY, so it's off to the shawarma place I go

Just a glimpse into my diverse reality. A full stare into my multicultural perspective would make most simply go insane lmao

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 14, 2026

Thank you, I'll be here all week

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 14, 2026

Proud to be Latino ??????

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 14, 2026

My politics?

Dick with ball characteristics ?

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 14, 2026

Looking at a passport map for Indonesia and feeling betrayed at all the countries I thought we were chill with not accepting visa free travel

Like Japan? I thought we were homies at this point. Water under the bridge.

The Netherlands? Come on, y'all don't feel the slightest bit bad? Y'all let the Java Man travel visa free

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 14, 2026

Okay guys I think we've had enough linguistics/etymology YT shorts creators. I think we can pivot to something else, maybe like taxonomy

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 13, 2026

Daily music recommendation #330

Spoiler: CW: Mental illness & suicide

This one's sad. I think it's about a man's relationship with a woman with some sort of mental illness, ending with her suicide. He exclaims that she's "dying her way", but the outro repeats the words "I'm still not sure if the wrong and the right side is one". Very sad stuff.

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  Akkizakura

• Feb 13, 2026

K-Pop fans are a menace. I can't believe there is a group of people with worse music tastes than you, shrimp. We have bangers like Madmans Esprit and they decide to obsess over musicians with zero talents or creativity, only looks.

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 13, 2026

I saw a xeet complaining about how women's standards are too high and that they won't date you even if you're a good man because you're under 5'5

I thought "5'5? Not 6 foot?"

Checked the location

Vietnam

Why are my SEAbros like this

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  unlaumy

• Feb 13, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 13, 2026

I have never touched the ignore button thus far, but Lord is she a temptress

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 13, 2026

I was researching a local plant to write a profile on. Imagine my shock when I learned that one of the English names for it contained the n word hard R

The plant isn't even native to Africa. Old scientists were just racist as hell wtf

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 13, 2026

xitter stop refreshing while i'm reading a xeet challenge (impossible)

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 12, 2026

Daily music recommendation #329

The fuck do you know about Stick RPG 2?

Yeah, that's what I thought

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 12, 2026

With regards to the pronoun thread:

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 12, 2026

Reddit is blocked here, so whenever you people post an image from the site it just feels like this:

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 12, 2026

When I first heard Dragostea din tei, I thought they were singing in gibberish

Then I learned about the nation of Moldova

And I realized I was right

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 12, 2026

Translation:

"Debating with me is useless. Because I don't want to win, I just want to piss you off."

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 12, 2026

The unwritten pitfall of writing a supernatural sidekick character who's always with the protagonist but invisible to most of the cast is that sometimes you just forget they exist. You'll write chapter after chapter before realizing they haven't spoken a word.

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 12, 2026

I have a pen hooked by the cap to my shirt pocket like a dork