ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 27, 2026

I'm watching this guy react to Bakemonogatari for the first time episode by episode, and it's almost uncanny how he manages to read into a lot of the themes and symbolism early on and also predict major plot points before they happen. Kinda freaking me out

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 27, 2026

Can a shrimp really become a cowboy? ??

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  Macha

• Jan 27, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 27, 2026

Powerscaling but instead of comparing feats of strength, the fans compare acts of kindness

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 26, 2026

Seeing toilet paper in a public toilet bowl and having to flush it feels like putting a deer hit by a car out of its misery

It's for the greater good, nobody wants to be in that situation, and nothing else could've been done, but boy does it feel awful

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 26, 2026

I very much enjoy watching babies react to hibachi. Something primal about their reactions.

They remind me of this passage from Blood Meridian

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 26, 2026

THERE'S A BOMB IN MY CAR #312

What a time we live in that we get to watch Geese Getting Killed live on late-night television. Just like the good ol days

Shame about everything else though

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 26, 2026

I hope that Chainsaw Man fans all understand that Reze was NOT Russian. She was NOT a Slavic woman. Do you think the USSR would just send a WHITE WOMAN (yes slavs are white) to Japan? She'd stick out like a SORE THUMB.

If anything, she was probably KAZAKH ??????????????????

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 26, 2026

You ever see a take so unimaginably horrendous that you just come to the conclusion that some people live in a fundamentally different reality from you?

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 26, 2026

Shrimp Rule # ?

That in no way suggests that fevers are more painful than childbirth

Also never been to a vet?

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 26, 2026

Shrimp Rule #?

I'm a fever vet with over 2 tours in the hospital. It is precisely because of this experience that I can speak with authority that the claim that a fever could be more painful than childbirth is questionable at best and callous at worst

Do better

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 26, 2026

Shrimp Rule #?

anon enjoys trivializing the pain of childbirth

how awful

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  melchi

• Jan 26, 2026

Favorite rage against the machine song. I think the guy who it is about finally got freedom, just took....a...really...long..time.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 26, 2026

"Subhuman" is honestly such a great insult, but it's hard for me to use without thinking I sound like a you-know-what

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 26, 2026

I may posture as this big music fan, but I really really suck at bandle

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 25, 2026

Daily music recommendation #311

I've recommended this song before, but I still don't know they're killing in the name of

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 25, 2026

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  pangmida

• Jan 25, 2026

Guess who's back! Back again! Shady's back!

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  unlaumy

• Jan 25, 2026

stop being shady!!!

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 25, 2026

Tried barley tea for the first time. Pretty good. It's like I'm drinking cereal