ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 31, 2026

I was feeling pretty okay this morning but for lunch I had some shrimp tempura and now I have a headache

It really is true that cannibalism takes a severe psychological toll on people

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 31, 2026

Few things turn me off more than history videos on Youtube that use AI generated imagery

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 31, 2026

Shromp Rule #?

Give them the deed to your house

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  Prince_Azmiran_Myrian

• Jan 30, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 30, 2026

Shromp Rule #?

The question mark below me wants to tax innocent, financially illiterate dogs!

And for what? Enjoying a brisk walk in nature?

Bah

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 30, 2026

It's always funny when guys on the internet go "oh you're resorting to ad hominems instead of tackling my argument" whenever you make fun of them

Like, yeah

I am making fun of you, after all. Why would you expect me to argue with you in good faith? This isn't debate club

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 30, 2026

Daily music recommendation #316

Emo or church music? Who's to say

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 30, 2026

You all are cattle, and I am an unsustainable and cruel factory farm ? ? ? ? ?

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 30, 2026

"Whenever you think old misery guts is gone, some more misery guts will form because guts are made of cells and cells repair themselves-nya"

Quotes 67 by Hoshrimpno

(i miss you hoshino please come back)

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 30, 2026

Shromp Rule # ?

I agree, but I would go further and say that most do.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 30, 2026

Shromp Rule # ?

Does a polar bear shit in the woods?

Bereft of breasts we may be, shrimps can read medical textbooks and have many limbs to tackle many breasts

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 30, 2026

Shromp Rule ?

There are female shrimps in my hivemind as well

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 30, 2026

Shromp Rule # ?

Vote for me and I will make healthcare personalized. Every patient that goes through will be personally checked by a member of my hivemind, and if the shrimp vibes with them, the patient will get free high quality healthcare

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  Shiriru_B

• Jan 30, 2026

Daily music recommendation #316

It is shrimp, yes, am I posting this because it amuses me definitely, yes, do I think this is ShrimpShady YT channel, also yes.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 29, 2026

Free speech absolutist and anti-censorship but only when it comes to saying slurs and sexy video games

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 29, 2026

Daily music recommendation #315

Let me put y'all on some Swedish emo. This track is nice and sludgy. Angsty as hell. Sick riffs. Fits firmly into what I call "sweaty emo" that came to prominence in the mid to late 90s before emo went pop and indie. They really got that shit down to a science. Sweden was a secret emo powerhouse back in the day, who knew.

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  NotaNuffian

• Jan 29, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 28, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 28, 2026

Daily music recommendation #314

I'd listen to this passively while stoned, but the opening lines of the song advised me against that. Anyway, this is one of those baby's first shoegaze songs, but damn it it's just that good. Contrasted with the overwhelming deluge of My Bloody Valentine, Slowdive are on the dreamier side of the genre. Perfect for sinking into your couch.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 28, 2026

"Some types of cringe are benign and even liberating, while some types of cringe are worthy of ridicule. The meaning of life is to figure out which one is which-nya"

Quotes #? by ?