ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 27, 2025

Are there seriously parts of the world where kids go to school for like, 4 hours a day 5 days a week?

My shrimp ass was stuck in school for 8 hours a day, 6 days a week (Fridays and Saturdays were half days though)

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• Aug 27, 2025

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 26, 2025

This video format is so bizarre. It's just a slideshow of artisanal wojaks, with no accompanying explanations or anything.

And yet I still watch.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 26, 2025

Daily music recommendation #160

I typically don't care for the 2010s, poppier sound of AKFG, but this song is undeniable. Very fun, very catchy, very feel good, and somehow sounds more Weezer than a lot of their stuff.

Anyway, I really gotta watch Tatami Galaxy.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 26, 2025

Shrimp Rule #?

The worst lie of modern society is the belief that Eric Clapton makes good music.

The lame duck of the Yardbirds, Clapton has 3 blues licks committed to memory. These carried him to a passable rock career, only to be overshadowed by his true legacy:

Insufferable wedding music.

Like Ed Sheeran who ripped him off decades later, Clapton is a complimentary bread roll. Nice to have, but unremarkable.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 26, 2025

Shrimp Rule # ? ?

A lot of the dumbest shit you will ever hear comes from the mouth of people who can't comprehend that multiple things can be true at the same time

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 26, 2025

MORE FAKE NEWS ? ? ? ?

Yet another misleading headline

Never-ending propaganda from big factory farming to discredit my growing sustainable sentient anarcho-shrimp commune/paramilitary death squad

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 25, 2025

Look, I'll be real. If I ever see a ghost or bigfoot or whatever, I'm pulling out my phone and starting a livestream. Too many people cower away when they see the supernatural. I'm built different. If you've seen a ghost or whatever and you decided to run away instead of getting up close and personal, I resent you.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 25, 2025

Dai

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 25, 2025

I don't know either man

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 25, 2025

Those who forget history are doomed to score low on their history exam

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 24, 2025

Do not believe in the isekai man who calls himself a hero yet purchases slaves. A real hero would know better than to perpetuate the abhorrent practice with his riches.

A real isekai hero would be an abolitionist, not an unethical harem maker

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 24, 2025

Daily music recommendation #158

I can't think of anything to recommend, so have this.

I believe this is the optimal way to listen to Itte. I believe this was the vision from the start

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  Macha

• Aug 24, 2025

Why are you active so much? Don't you have a revolution to start in Pati?

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 24, 2025

If there is one thing this country will almost certainly excel in, it's hating [fill in the blank]

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 24, 2025

I'm sorry but what the dog doin is still funny after all these years

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  Macha

• Aug 24, 2025

Edan taktik yahudi

121K views · 2.8K reactions | Know Your Meme Indonesia - Unofficial on Reels

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 24, 2025

People these days call everything peak, even when it's at most a mound

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 24, 2025

Shrimp Rule #?

Closing your profile means you're not ready to stand on business. You don't really have conviction in what you're saying, so you have no right to be making rules.

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  Hoshino

• Aug 23, 2025

How is the life a shrimp? Seeing your kind get killed, and eaten by these vile humans. Living every moment in constant fear of being the victim of someone or something-nya.