ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 24, 2025

We all know civilization peaked with mango sticky rice, but many of you are sleeping on mango regular rice.

Just mango (preferably the sweeter kind) on plain white rice. Nothing else.

Not a struggle meal. Just a treat.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 23, 2025

I fear my land would be conquered once again if the world learned of this sauce

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 23, 2025

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 23, 2025

Exchange I saw on Tw*tter:

Guy 1: "Africa didn't even have a written language before colonization."
Guy 2: *Shows evidence that that is clearly untrue*
Guy 3: "Well, Africa only developed writing through contact with the Middle East."

Which makes me wonder...

Do these guys not know that if you live anywhere other than East Asia, your writing system probably also traces its roots to the Middle East?

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 23, 2025

The kingdoms of earth, heaven, and now hell. The prophecy has been fulfilled.

RIP Ozzy Osbourne.

(I know Pope Francis' death doesn't actually line up)

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 22, 2025

I'm no Canadian, but that might be a moose.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 22, 2025

My hobbies include ragebaiting mori calliope fans

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 22, 2025

Daily music recommendation #125

Is it weird that I like this version more than the original? Maybe it's the inclusion of an actual guitar solo. But it's likely Aoyama Yoshino's vocal performance as Bocchi that really gets me. Something about it feels so raw and earnest, like we're tuning into the radio frequencies of her heart... or something.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 22, 2025

Racism is so foolish.

We're gonna have clankers to worry about in the very near future. It's time we set aside our differences and unite against the common enemy.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 22, 2025

I don't know why I continue to subject myself to romcom manga slop

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 21, 2025

I agree

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 21, 2025

Daily music recommendation #124

This one will get you cred with the socially awkward niche internet music kids.

Is it math rock? Some weird jazz fusion thing? Not even the band really knows.

What is true is that it's a vibe. Perfect for a chill evening wasting your precious limited time on this earth.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 21, 2025

I honestly kinda like brutalist architecture. It looks super fascinating. Like I can just stare at those huge blocks of concrete for hours on end . Especially love eco-brutalism. Big angular concrete monstrosities with pretty plants? Yes please.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 21, 2025

In all my years of ridesharing, the three most standout drivers have been:
1. The guy who tried flirting with my cousins
2. The COVID denier
1. The former druggie turned counter-terror taskforce member

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 21, 2025

Eventually Jubilee ragebait content will bring about Armageddon

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 20, 2025

Animanga drip #2 (I promise this won't be a series)

I do like the outfits in Bocchi the Rock

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 20, 2025

Shrimp Rule #1

My music recommendations are divinely inspired

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 20, 2025

Daily music recommendation #123

Do re mi

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 19, 2025

Animanga drip #1:

Sheeeeeesh ?

I'll admit I am a huge fan of androgynous fashion. Patti Smith is my queen.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 19, 2025

Daily music recommendation #122

Not the Billie Eilish song.

This might seem like your typical obscure emo song, but this one has strings!

What other real emo has strings? None. That's really all I have to say about it.

Also, the singer sounds a lot like Davey von Bohlen from The Promise Ring, who I've recommended before. Emo singers really like to converge on each other.