ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 9, 2025

The governor of the region I went to college in recently said he's gonna send problem children to military barracks to discipline them.

Then he went on to say he wants to do the same with high-achieving students, so they can build character as well.

I can only imagine the wacky anime social hierarchy bullshit that'll come from all this.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 9, 2025

I swear I used to be immune to the stimulating effects of coffee, but now it's like caffeine releases wicked djinns of sleep deprivation into my bloodstream. ?? نَعُوذُ بِاللَّهِ مِنْ ذَلِكَ

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 9, 2025

Me deciding if I want to spend the day agonizing over a terrible but realistic future or getting carried away fantasizing about a wonderful future that likely won't come to pass:

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 9, 2025

Daily music recommendation #82

I really gotta actually read or watch Solanin so I can stop being a poser, but this song is just so good. It makes me look back on all the things I've done wrong, except I don't get to repackage those regrets in a poignant alternative rock song with lyrics by Inio Asano.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 8, 2025

Rule #365 i'm bumpin that

Time is relative.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 8, 2025

Putting all of my non-vital organs on the Pacers for game 2 tomorrow ???

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 8, 2025

Daily music recommendation #81

The only good Canada has done for the world: the 2019 Toronto Raptors, maple syrup, and Rush.

This is their best track. It's energetic, catchy, and also just the right amount of prog dorkiness. It might not be as technically mind-blowing as YYZ, but Spirit of Radio really captures the spirit of Rush: 3 talented dudes who really like Ayn Rand.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 8, 2025

Every once in a while, I gotta hit the

when someone tells me about the ills of modern society, but it actually sounds pretty nice.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 8, 2025

Read the first couple chapters of a romance manga about a guy with insomnia getting cured by sleeping (literally just sleeping) with an underclassman girl who just... is interested in him, for some reason, I guess.

It's later revealed the reason for his insomnia is that in his freshman year he asked out a girl he liked (who he's never spoken to) on a date and was rejected. And he's been traumatized ever since.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 7, 2025

I always thought I was a jaded cynic who couldn't care less about the world burning around him... but... but it turns out

I do care ?

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 7, 2025

This past year or two, I've been casually building up my spice tolerance, and now I actively seek spicy food.

This is the most I've identified with my own Southeast Asian heritage.

I feel truly Indonesian now.

It's time to drink cheap dogshit coffee and play chess in the street while catcalling every woman who passes by.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 7, 2025

Step 1. Open food delivery app
Step 2. Order from an incredibly busy place on a weekend
Step 3. Pay a tiny bit extra for express delivery (guaranteed on time)
Step 4. Get a free voucher when the food's inevitably late

It's that easy, folks

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 7, 2025

Daily music recommendation #80

This song sounds like going to a gay club with a concussion.

Happy pride.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 6, 2025

Addendum to Rule #???

I don't know what kind of propaganda I'm being fed by reading marine ecology articles.

And no, the correct word is not plagiarized. I mean obtaining access to scientific literature through bypassing a paywall, which is piracy.

Knowledge should be free and accessible to all, or else we'll be back to serfs and aristocrats.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 6, 2025

Rule #???

It isn't okay to pirate scientific or academic literature, guys. Come on, guys, don't do that. It's among the most morally repugnant of acts, comparable to marijuana possession, shoplifting baby formula, and leaking classified government documents.

Think about the poor academic businessmen

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 6, 2025

Daily music recommendation #79

I had the dream again.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 6, 2025

I'm having lunch at this restaurant and they're playing Mr. Tambourine Man.

I finally got to experience that loud ass harmonica firsthand.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 6, 2025

Umm, never mind. Pacers won 111 - 110

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 6, 2025

The Pacers are so cooked.

Thunder in 3

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 6, 2025

Shoutout to the random dude a few thousand years ago who decided to suck on a cow's tits. Now we can enjoy Japanese milk pudding.