Azhurie_Mythephan

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 20, 2025

It's been 25 minutes after I wrote the good night post, and I fell to sleep five minutes later, but the weird thing is, I've already had a nightmare, and it was horrible. So horrible that I don't think I'm sleeping tonight. So horrible that I'm not going to speak about it.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 20, 2025

Good night.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 20, 2025

I would like to bring back to the attention of everyone that a greebop is 1,000 seconds, and that 3.6 greebops is an hour.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 19, 2025

Aushephexiiv can use magic to switch their own gender, but the metamorphosis is particularly painful.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 19, 2025

I am tired and didn't sleep last night, but I cannot sleep right now, because I have important things to do that cannot be neglected ever.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 19, 2025

I woke up with a jar of moldy lemonade in my arms...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 19, 2025

An Aushephexiiv mistress is called an Austhreph.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 19, 2025

I made wine in my fridge by accidentally leaving white grape juice in there for a month after opening it.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 19, 2025

Aushephexiiv as a whole do not participate in the abduction of earthen cows. That is just Damille.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 15, 2025

So many things, I've read. So many things, something something yearlong hiatus, something something became tedious to read, something something dropped by the author.

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  beast_regards

• Mar 14, 2025

The AI generated art invaded your profile:

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 11, 2025

Crorng!

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 11, 2025

I can't wait for the rainy season. I love it when water falls from the sky.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 8, 2025

You know how people say "(insert action here), my ass!"?
I walked by someone recently and they said, "Let's go eat something.", to another person, who promptly responded, "Eat, my ass! You just want me to pay for your meal!"
And I'm thinking, "that's not what 'eat, my ass!' means..."

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 5, 2025

In the entire universe, there are only about 746 different humanoid races, and only about 90 of them will ever be capable of leaving their world within the next couple millennia. There are more various races on earth than on any other planet, with Angels, demons, elves, dwarves, all manner of faeries, many different kinds of beast folk, and even dragons with the ability to take humanoid form with just a thought.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 5, 2025

Imitation crab is only made of a slight amount of crab, and many other fish. That is to say, crab rangoon, which is usually made of imitation crab instead of real crab, is not really crab rangoon, but fish rangoon.

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  LuoirM

• Mar 4, 2025

hiff

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 4, 2025

There are some thing that should never be said, literally ever... I want tatzelwurm girls to be real. A tatzelwurm is a snake with the head of a cat and two front legs.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 3, 2025

I would totally buy artificially-sweetened fluoride-infused tooth-brushing gummy worms, but they probably don't exist.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 1, 2025

I changed my title and location!
"Do not drink the blue juice! It will give you Space AIDS!"
~sincerely,
the aliens.