melchi

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  melchi

• May 1, 2024

So I was trying to get co-pilot to make the classic pie-to-the-face image. My first attempt didn't work well. It looked like a smear of apple pie. So I thought that I needed to be more specific about the kind of pie but kept getting "nope, banned wording"
And I couldn't figure it out right away.

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  melchi

• May 1, 2024

If pro is the opposite of con, is congress the opposite of progress?

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  melchi

• May 1, 2024

Index funds are the best 401k investment because they have the lowest brokerage fees.

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  melchi

• Apr 30, 2024

@Hans.Trondheim If they want to be like the US can they put air conditioning in all the schools?

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  melchi

• Apr 29, 2024

why is there only one socks emote?

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  melchi

• Apr 28, 2024

Word Count:	200,812

Yay, broke 200k. It might not matter much but feels like a milestone.

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  melchi

• Apr 25, 2024

Someone once told me I look like sally fields.

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  melchi

• Apr 23, 2024

According to corporate training, telling someone they look nice is sexual harassment.

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  ThrillingHuman

• Apr 20, 2024

Melchi -> Chi -> Chichi
From now on you're Chichi

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  melchi

• Apr 20, 2024

Some of the comments on this video... ?

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  melchi

• Apr 19, 2024

Did someone steal my sock?

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  melchi

• Apr 18, 2024

Imagine @HelloHound riding around town in a low-rider bicycle.

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  melchi

• Apr 15, 2024

Plucked away at another chapter bit by bit and then posted it. Getting close to 200k words now.

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  melchi

• Apr 14, 2024

?Well, I don't know, but I've been told
?Uranium ore's worth more than gold
?Sold my Cad', I bought me a Jeep
?I've got that bug and I can't sleep ?

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  melchi

• Apr 12, 2024

A front loader is not a truck, it is construction equipment.

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  melchi

• Apr 11, 2024

?I awake in the morning and I step outside
?And I take a deep breath
?And I get real high
?And I scream from the top of my lungs. . . What's going on?

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  melchi

• Apr 10, 2024

One time when I was in high school I snuck out to smoke a bowl at the start of history class. That class I found out later consisted of a group activity where we were supposed to be the congress factions at the time of abolition.

There were 3 factions, the south, the north and the west. Each group had to assign someone to be the party 'whip' and talk to the others to form a collation.

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  Conqueror_Quack

• Apr 10, 2024

Why the Angy react?

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  melchi

• Apr 9, 2024

Wonders if we can report someone to get their likes back.

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  melchi

• Apr 8, 2024

Why do you need a hairbrush you don't have any hair?