AliceMoonvale

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  Tsuru

• 49 minutes ago

Just saying, i use "jp" and "jps" as abbrievation for japan(country)/japaneses. And heard/know "jap" can be a slur (in the past).
And as im cautious and drama-magnet and shitty luck, i always do use this abbreviations and dodging using word "jap" (just in case someone is offended).

So if you hate me for it, im innocent.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Today at 1:21 AM

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  Tsuru

• Yesterday at 11:01 PM

I know you have a crush on me and its why you bully me (like a kid trying to get the attention of a girl)
but please stop.

I dont like you.

Im with botty.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 9:08 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 2:54 PM

I wake up and see all the snow and ice outside.
Have cool thoughts such as: 'If only we were in the future where I could pull out a glock and shoot bullets of wind to blow all the snow off my lawn'
-enjoying the mental imagery making pew pew noises-
Then I grab some juice and oranges and go lay back in bed.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 9:04 AM

*pulls out a chair*
Buckle up y'all, the show will go on.
I'm preparing for all the peeps that will eventually come in complaining they can't commit crimes anymore.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Thursday at 8:15 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Thursday at 6:01 PM

Have you googled yourself today?

TIL: there's a show called moonvale?

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Thursday at 4:55 PM

Found your pic on X btw.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Thursday at 3:37 PM

Am I correct to understand that this is your alt account @Envylope ?

Or my marbles for eyes are playing tricks on me?

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  AliceMoonvale

• Thursday at 3:27 PM

Certain SHF people in a nutshell:
You're welcome.

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Thursday at 1:46 PM

Now I know as to why you wear a mask~.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Thursday at 1:24 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Thursday at 12:36 PM

I personally avoid eating certain apples.
The kind of apples that hate on other apples of the same type as them.
It's like, red apple, who are you to hate on red apples when you're a red apple yourself?
Green apple supremacy means you have to be green, why do you think hating on red apples will make you green?

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  AliceMoonvale

• Thursday at 10:47 AM

That sun of a bitch. One of my all time arch nemeses.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Thursday at 10:12 AM

I thought it was a meme, but people really do be disappearing themselves once they reach 800-1000 messages. Do you guys also do that on twitter for some reason?

Shame we still get the worst people to exist not leaving after a certain message count.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Wednesday at 6:16 PM

Official statement.
I hereby claim the following phrases as my own and no one else is allowed to steal them:

1. goobly gibbly bits
2. your story's prose has the vibe of skinless chicken in a KFC

That is all. Thank you.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Wednesday at 1:22 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Wednesday at 2:20 AM

said no jesus ever when seeing the actual state of the fucked blue marble in space.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Wednesday at 12:37 AM

Some of the shit people post on here is rough.
Cringe so hard my skeleton goes flaccid like wet noodles.