SRB

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  SRB

• Wednesday at 7:36 AM

Oh, it's snowing again. I wonder...

Yep, it's gonna stay that way for two days. Gotta say goodbye to clean sidewalks, they're gonna get covered pretty quickly.

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  SRB

• Wednesday at 6:13 AM

I wish to have some fries.

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  CinnaSloth

• Mar 3, 2026

Muah!

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  SRB

• Mar 3, 2026

Every time I see the "What's new" tab on any site, my mind immediately goes "What's new, pussycat? WOOAwoaWoAAAA!"

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  SRB

• Mar 2, 2026

Only dads can come to your house for an hour, eat your food, have a really interesting conversation about religion, history, politics, work, surgery, and cars (in that order), and then leave.

And yes, he brought me a bottle of vodka and frozen pelmeni.

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  SRB

• Mar 2, 2026

Good morning.

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  SRB

• Mar 1, 2026

Mmm, pizza...

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  SRB

• Feb 28, 2026

I don't actually exist, because there isn't any rule 34 of me.

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  pangmida

• Feb 27, 2026

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Little Red Riding Hood. One day, her mother sent her to bring cake and wine to her grandma who lived in a forest. Just as she entered the woods, an eldritch monster appeared on the path. She saw how handsome the monster was and fell in love.

"Good day, Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going?" the monster asked.

"Doesn't matter," she said. "You, me, bed now."

"W-what?"

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  Conqueror_Quack

• Feb 27, 2026

Show me your Simple Russian Buns.

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  Tsuru

• Feb 27, 2026

Please take a more normal pfp >_<

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  SRB

• Feb 27, 2026

The H in SHF stands for "Horny"

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  SRB

• Feb 26, 2026

I feel like I should go write for a bit and then go sleep at a reasonable-*checks time*-ish time.

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  CinnaSloth

• Feb 26, 2026

MMMMMMMMMMUAH MUAH MUAH MUAH MUAH!!!!!

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  Conqueror_Quack

• Feb 26, 2026

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  SRB

• Feb 26, 2026

My ass is straight up not working. I need to actually start doing my job, because for the last four days I didn't do fuckall.

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  pangmida

• Feb 26, 2026

There lived a certain boi in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes, a flaming glow
Most people look at him with terror and with fear
But to SHF, he was such a lovely dear
He would steal limbs as an eldritch monster
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of creature
Women would desire

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Feb 26, 2026

In Meow Meow Russia, jail goes to you~.

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  SRB

• Feb 26, 2026

Sometimes, I really want to rob a bank. But then I remember that I would probably go to jail if I do.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 25, 2026

SRB
Sexy Russian Babe