Uncle who stayed abroad for years came back and forgot how to say 'polythene' at the store. He said it in the language he had been speaking for the past few years, "Can you give me a kees?" the shopowner looked at him like 'Do I look gay to you?'
Mom insisted on buying a golden ring for me(she decided this evening lol) but I ended up buying two silver finger rings. They are shinyy and pwetty-nya. I usually don't like jewelleries but I like em-nya.
The other day, my classmate texted me, "Wanna pair up for the event?" I didn’t even know we had to pair up. My legit reaction was this: ?️??️ and I replied, "We have to pair up?" well, I guess I'm the type of person who would say "You too" if someone said "You're beautiful" to flirt with me.
(Blimmey it was funnier when it happened)

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