Are you asleep? Cause I wanna be your sleep paralysis demon. 
Azhurie_Mythephan
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I shall sleep.
I am sick, I feel like death, and I just vomit my stomach contents out. I just took a cold shower to cool my head down so I don't cook my brain to death, and I'm also feeling weak in my legs. I'm going to lay down now.
The government? Those are the people who disappeared all of the immortals because they knew too much!
@AnonUnlimited
In response to Rule #4500, if it was in the USA, then you went to a hotel in the 1900-1910 year range.
I got a mini panettone for 99¢.
I hunger for flesh, so I shall eat a couple of hotdogs completely drowned in mustard.
My cat walked up to me, latched onto my leg, and started humping...
I am currently eating the third 2-pack of Reese's cups that suddenly appeared, even though just a moment ago, I ate the two I bought.
Mother and father would not tell them over the years, so I've been asked the question "where do babies come from" four times already... I refuse to answer that...
Qualk.
I finally got a profile banner! Yay!
How did this happen?...
I have to know... Who the f*ck is Will, and why are we firing at him?
@AnonUnlimited
In response to Rule #4469, I am.
If I could have, today I would have been laying down and reading all day, but no. The fridge was full of forbidden chocolate milk, and I had to scrape a years worth of dried blood and milk off of the inside of the entire fridge... There was about a gallon worth of dried blood in there.
I need approximately 63 British silver sixpence coins to fill a penny roll that holds 50¢. They are the same diameter as an American penny, but the thickness is only 0.8 times that of a penny. It's really 62.5 sixpence coins, but I don't want to leave out a coin or cut one down its rim.
To prevent the collapse of a very important(world-ending) seal, Aushephexiiv are not allowed to absorb dark matter on or near Aeremetherlem'oeth for more than 5 minutes per day, and those five minutes are scheduled. Dark matter is absorbed through the horns, so placing a seal on the horns allows them to stop absorbing. -
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