Azhurie_Mythephan

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 3, 2026

If I could have, today I would have been laying down and reading all day, but no. The fridge was full of forbidden chocolate milk, and I had to scrape a years worth of dried blood and milk off of the inside of the entire fridge... There was about a gallon worth of dried blood in there.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 3, 2026

I need approximately 63 British silver sixpence coins to fill a penny roll that holds 50¢. They are the same diameter as an American penny, but the thickness is only 0.8 times that of a penny. It's really 62.5 sixpence coins, but I don't want to leave out a coin or cut one down its rim.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 3, 2026

To prevent the collapse of a very important(world-ending) seal, Aushephexiiv are not allowed to absorb dark matter on or near Aeremetherlem'oeth for more than 5 minutes per day, and those five minutes are scheduled. Dark matter is absorbed through the horns, so placing a seal on the horns allows them to stop absorbing.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 2, 2026

I want to eat zucchini bread, but that would mean I have to go to the store to get a couple of zucchini.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 2, 2026

I am confused. I had a marble cake the other day, but it wasn't made of marble. It didn't even contain a trace of it. Don't even get me started on marbled meat, or lime juice that doesn't contain lime at all.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 2, 2026

My headphones start making crackling noises when they are powered on and they get near my desk. Also, my USB RGB rock salt lamp is raving on my desk right now.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 2, 2026

Most of my silver has just arrived in the mail.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 2, 2026

The creation of a universe requires creating a subspace, then inverting divinity and pouring it into the subspace. Next, pour in uninverted divinity. They will collide creating elementary particles by scraping at the time level of the gap between the subspace reality and the outer reality and creating a larger hollow in time. Universe created, now let it rest for a while.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 1, 2026

I haven't seen you guys since last year. Happy New Year-yeem~.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 30, 2025

I played Valheim in VR, and now that I'm out, I am hallucinating that I still have my sword in my hand...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 30, 2025

I completely forgot that when I wear the black dress, I have to lift the front up off of the ground when I walk up the stairs, or else I'll trip and hit my head on the stairs and die.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 30, 2025

The silver I ordered two days ago will probably ship within the week.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 30, 2025

One of the local(within 70 mile radius) grocery stores sells McDonald's chicken nuggets, frozen in a bulk box.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 28, 2025

My bedroom is nearly cold enough to freeze my nipples. It's cold and I didn't even realize because I'm so used to it. The only reason I found out is because a sibling walked in and asked why it was ice cold in my room.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 28, 2025

I drank something horrible and don't wish to remember it.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 28, 2025

Why is the melted vanilla ice cream in the bottom of the bowl salty...?

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 28, 2025

My dad bought me silver for Christmas and I just bought more silver.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 28, 2025

There are three of them.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 27, 2025

@Envylope
Do I pronounce it like Penelope, or do I pronounce it like antelope?

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 26, 2025

I don't know why the elves in Japanese media are usually flat, and have a hard time reproducing... If they are so close to nature, then bountiful milkies and quick reproduction should be traits they possess.