I was going to type "I am alive" but once I typed it, I started having awful chest pains, so I guess we'll have to put being alive on hold?
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The Twitter X is apparently a regular typeable character...
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I just found this on top of my mini fridge, but I don't know where it came from...
Oh, well. I'm going to eat it. If I die, I die.
What if, in system novels, the reason that the system can get updates in some of them is that the system has a system system that rewards the system for their performance and their host's performance as well?
My bedroom is probably 43°F(6.1°C) right now.
A mother is someone who moths.
Do you see the humiliation you've brought upon me this day? I'll never live it down. Now everyone is calling me a cow and making me sad.
Where the hell did I get a third burrito?
I got lunch, and there were two when I received it, and I just ate a second one, but there's still one in the box... I never even opened the box a second time... I always check if I got everything in my order, so I don't know where the third one came from. I ate it though.
Fruit snacks suck. I don't want any more of them. I already ate 50 packs of them. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Why are you reviving threads?
I am alive.
Happy birthday-nya, Az!
I just learned that if I block my nose and mouth, then the air I breathe out will go through my eye sockets and ears, but I don't know how that happens...
My face when mcdonald's gives me a pair of socks with my meal:
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I ate a salad with cheese, steak, and potatoes in it, and Thousand Island salad dressing on it.
Soforth, I said, am saying, and will say, "let there be pound cake,", and soforth, there was, is, and will be pound cake, and henceforth, I saw, am seeing, and will see that the pound cake was, is, and will be good.
I was singing "you'll come as a lightning", but then I got to a fast-paced section, and I just gave up, because I can't speak in Greek and speak at a rap-like speed at the same time.
Nearly 200 years later, the World Magician Society denies all involvement in the African Flesh Nexus Incident of 1837, and the Great Gender Swapping Incident of 1849.
I almost lost two of my fingertips just 30 minutes ago. Very pain, very hurt. Waiting to see if they turn purple or not, so I know if I'm actually losing them. -
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