BenJepheneT

BenJepheneT

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  • BenJepheneT
    If there's any comic out there that genuinely portrayed sexual assault in both a comedic and traumatic way, it's Invincible.

    It's like an ironic type of humor. Assaulted by the best in the worst way possible. I don't know whether to cringe or laugh whenever I reread that part.
    Aoibh
    Thats not a hot car, thats a trolley.

    should have gone to specsavers..
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    If I'm in a trolley, then that trolley's a fucking car.

    If I'm in a bar, then that bar a fucking wine house.

    If I'm in a terrace house, then that house's a fucking bungalow.

    Do you see what I'm getting at here?
    Aoibh
    Aoibh
    I see, you're off your rocker.
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    Deleted member 49654
    If you are a trolley, a bar, or a terrace house, then you gotta see a psychiatrist.
    ZynGrand
    I'm not sure if you know this, but most hearts are not purple. You are currently spreading misinformation in your title, and I plead you stop such. Pick a more realistic color, like red.

    Or blue, in the case of the pinball spider.
    BenJepheneT
    No sleep is better than crashing on your unmade bed in your Adidas tracksuit at a post-rain atmosphere
    OneRanter
    OneRanter
    Ain't that the universal isekaided kit? D:
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    I will not take this Adidas tracksuit slander you fucking cunt
    OneRanter
    OneRanter
    You are right! :0 This Ranter went for some research on the topic and found out that tracksuit is not an Isekai stereotype... It is a hikineeto stereotype! xD

    Behold! The most disreputable refference This Amazing Ranter Found!
    (ノ -_-)ノ~ https://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=1505463

    This Ranter had been misled by Kazuma and Subaru!
    BenJepheneT
    My sister receives her first ever allowance and the first thing she buys is a fucking whistle I'm losing it right now
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    someguysomeone
    someguysomeone
    "fucking whistle"-a whistle to fuck


    I mean, it is her allowance and she can use it however she wants. Don't be jealous. If you ask kindly, she may let you "blow it" too.
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    Deleted member 49654
    Maybe she bought it to practice? Btw, don't fuck her whistle. It is not gentlemanly.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    She doesn't practice anything. She's barely 8. She just blows it everywhere in the house, and I can't sleep right at night knowing I can't throw hands until she's legally 16 where she's at her apt age to recieve said hands.
    BenJepheneT
    The washing machine doesn't serve you. It's a trade deal. You're getting one sock for the price of two.
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    ZynGrand
    ZynGrand
    You're not just getting one sock, you're getting one clean sock.

    It's called the law of equivalent exchange for a reason.
    BenJepheneT
    Do not let the media lie to you. You are allowed to piss in the sink. There is no downside in pissing into a sink. Don't let the conglomerate lie to you.

    Break free of the programming. Piss in the sink.
    BenJepheneT
    i think i have a phobia for being alone. no matter the situation, whether if i'm in a bright concourse by myself or in a dark cinema watching an obscure movie alone.

    i just get the feeling of being attacked by shit, natural and supernatural. it immediately dissipates when i'm under company, though.
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    CadmarLegend
    CadmarLegend
    You are never alone. Your life is secretly being looked at through the camera lens on your phone/computer by the CIA, keeping track of who you are and how to best subdue you. Then there are the toilets. They look at you all the while you are doing your thing.... and then the walls. Oh, don't even get me started on them! Haven't you heard?!
    CadmarLegend
    CadmarLegend
    They have ears! Those ears are constantly listening to you, and after you leave the room, they start gossiping! So, if you are ever 'alone' start talking to the walls! They'll listen! Your phobia? Cured!
    CadmarLegend
    CadmarLegend
    And don't listen to those people who say that you are crazy! THEY are crazy! Hey, I'm not crazy! I just ended up in this asylum because I wanted to! Hehehehehe! hahahahaha! Muhahahahaha! Gegegegege! Gigigigigigi! The people keeping me in here are crazy!
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