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  • I'm not justifying tax evasion, but as a person who was forced by my parents to share a packet of chips I bought with my hard earned cash with my siblings, I understand.
    There's a mobile app in my country that allows us to register for a vaccine and upon registration the first thing they ask us is: Are you interested in receiving a Covid-19 vaccination shot?

    For the first time in my life I truly went "This is where the tax is going to?"
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    owotrucked
    owotrucked
    Maybe they offer more interesting drugs than covid vaccines
    Agentt
    Agentt
    Imagine if someone got a shot, and then filed a case that they didn't wanted it from beginning and the government forced it
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    Nymus
    Intruiging. Choose "SCHMAYBE" and ask if they reduce your taxes if you got your shot.
    I fucking hate socially deprived children who's only interaction in real life is going OwO UwU with strangers on Discord/Twitter. Having talked to a significant number of them they are the most self-indulgent-cum-arrogant bastards I've met. Thank God most of them will never breed because Lord knows what type of spawns they'll cultivate.
    Want to have a non-commital relationship? Find a diabetic partner. Feed them fat with sugar; they'll die in a few months AND you get sweet piss with it.
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    WUT?!?!
    Name change?!?
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    BenJepheneT
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    It's about time I've committed a heinous crime so profitable I'd be able to give away my identity to an illegal Chinese immigrant for charity, procure a facelift, purchase a new name, buy a private island and still have enough to pay for my student loans.
    ZynGrand
    ZynGrand
    Wait should we refer to you by your first name or your last name??

    Can I call you Alpha because we're friends or would you prefer a more professional Mr./Daddy Retard?
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    if it puts wind in your sails, food in the bowl, water in your system, shit in the toilet, bread in the toaster and cum in your mum, then go for it
    If my arithmetic calculator is correct, this will be the era where baby boomers are retired, and where Gen X'ers will become the new parents to our Gen Z's.
    The preference of ass over breasts is actually a steep pipeline that leads straight down to extreme islamaphobia and antisemitism. In this 20-page essay, I will
    What the fuck are these Among Us references doing in my among us porn
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