Azhurie_Mythephan

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 8, 2025

Unlike most races, who can increase their natural lifespan without limit by cultivating, Aushephexiiv cannot increase their lifespan by more than 2,317 years by cultivating. The average natural lifespan of an Aushephexiiv is 15,327 years, however individual lifespan can reach 19,478 years. Lifespan is only no longer a concern after one becomes strong enough to and does create a universe.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 8, 2025

Human: have you ever tried star fruit?
Me: Oh, you mean those flaming spheres of hot plasma that grow on lumex'iiish(light tree)? Those are delicious!
Human: huh?

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 7, 2025

I did it... I turned on the computer, even though I said I wouldn't, and then I made a Minecraft mod pack with 368 mods... Don't blame me...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 7, 2025

Oleamn'esh is a tasty cola flavored drink made of refined mana oil and a few other ingredients.
(It's Oil)

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 6, 2025

I haven't turned on my pc in 2 months, and I don't think I will for the rest of the year unless I absolutely need to.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 6, 2025

I have awakened again, because I fell to sleep five minutes after my last post.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 6, 2025

I have awakened-yeem~!

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 6, 2025

I'm going back to sleep. I only slept for 3 hours.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 5, 2025

My brain is cold after almost having a panic attack(I stopped before the seizure part could start)

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 5, 2025

Haha!

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  Iamnotabot

• Nov 5, 2025

Imma just call u Art from now on, no way im spending any brain power to spell that entire mess use place in your user name

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 5, 2025

I should probably see a doctor, get myself an MRI scheduled for my head, get scoped down my throat, get my eyes checked by a professional, among many other things.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 5, 2025

(Obviously NOT Aushephexiiverse canon)An ice cream rat's bodily fluids are strawberry sauce(the red one), chocolate sauce(the brown one), butterscotch sauce(the yellow one), and melted vanilla ice cream(you already know which one this is)...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 4, 2025

There are about 5 people left on this forum, and an assortment of all different manner of rats. I am sad. Everything I'm ever a part of, be it a story, a forum, a game, a relationship, dies quickly, but only once I join in...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 4, 2025

As it says at the bottom, she is Thaeizh. Thaeizh works in the accounting branch.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 4, 2025

Think about it... Have you ever seen your neighbors carry groceries into their home? I have seen that a total of one time in the entire almost 21 years of my life... Do these people ever eat? Are they aliens from another planet(not Portugal)? Are they NPCs whose only purpose is to fill in the background?

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 4, 2025

http://imgur.com/a/KblMbFK

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 3, 2025

According to yet another delivery driver, I am 'sweetcheeks'...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 3, 2025

It's been 5 days since it was bought, and the milk is already rancid, even though the sell by date is still a month and a half away... I opened it on the second day, and it tasted fine, but it went rancid after a single day of being open... It's not the fridge. The fridge is clean. It's the milk, and I want to call in a complaint to both Wal-Mart and their supplier, because this has been happening for months.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 3, 2025

The magic of being isekaied with your cell phone is that, if you were smart enough, you could have downloaded(read as: totally not illegal ) a ton of tutorials on how to do literally anything from the internet and then stored them on a 512 GB microSD card inside your phone before you got isekaied... This is assuming you are a "doomsday prepper"(read as: smart ).