I had pizza for dinner, but I ate half of a pizza and four breadsticks, and ate way too fast, so I vomit up a slice worth of pizza. Worth it-yeem~!
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Once upon a time, I knew a guy named Tor.
ThuUuUuUuUuUuUur!
Barry: Look, John! That man has three legs!
John: I wonder where his fourth leg went...
Barry: John... What did you mean when you said fourth leg? Don't men usually only have three legs?
John: *stares while not breathing*
Barry: John?
When mother gets pregnant, I have mirror symptoms. My breasts are tender and hurt a bit. Pain.
Haha! I'm a time traveler now!
Fish people... They're in the waste water reservoirs near fission reactor plants.
It's been two years now.
I fell on my left leg this morning, which is the one that got nerve damage from large amounts of cold butter falling on it several times. It got worse, even though it had almost healed.
On average, how long does it take for the food you eat to cease to exist while you're still chewing, and then you reach for another pack of chips, because the first one disappeared before you could even swallow it, and how long does it take for the second pack to turn into a liquid in your mouth before you even try to chew a chip?
It's cold... I wish it wouldn't be autumn yet... The cold stings...
I just had to add 1 more to my title. It was wrong otherwise...
I eated a tortellini.
I ate pizza again...
I am hungry.
I eated a pizza yesterday... It was a cheese pizza with stuffed crust... Very delicious...
"I just decided... I exist now." So said the strange man, after deciding to exist, and then simultaneously phasing into reality outside the fish and chips shack, holding a shank.
We made a red velvet cake and swapped the red coloring for blue coloring, and it looks like scotch-brite mixed with WD-40 and rust. It was green before we baked it, but then it turned pitch black on the outside afterwards, and it isn't even burnt.
As of today, I officially know that I will know another miniature person in 9 months. -
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