ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 8, 2025

I sometimes wonder if gyarus actually exist in real life or if they're just an anime thing. It felt like you got gyaru characters here and there in the 2000s before a long period of gyaru drought until like, the late 2010s. Suddenly every other school romcom features a gyaru heroine.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 8, 2025

I used to think duty free stores in airports were a place for the staff to slack off from their duties

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 8, 2025

Shrimp Rule #?

The fake is of far greater value. In its deliberate attempt to be real, it's more real than the real thing.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 8, 2025

I believe in the Death of the Author because I'm an author (purportedly) and I died along with everyone else on December 21st 2012

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 7, 2025

I wish I could travel the world and just eat all the fruits

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 7, 2025

Daily music recommendation #141

It's hard to keep track of all the birthdays going on, so this music recommendation is for everyone who will ever have a birthday. I will not wish anybody happy birthday as a result. When it's your birthday and for whatever reason you want an Indonesian man doing the most tenuous shrimp roleplay to wish you happy birthday, you can refer to this post.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 7, 2025

One Day

Day One

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 6, 2025

I can't believe they're publishing such obvious AI slop

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 6, 2025

Daily music recommendation #140

Is this politics? Idk, I think it's been enough years.

This was unironically how I found out about the original Baker Street song. Like, the sax riff would play in my head from time to time, but I had no idea where it was from until I heard this parody.

Could I have recommended the actual song instead? Maybe.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 5, 2025

Daily music recommendation #139

This one was a real underground classic back in the day. Shame they had to break up because of KK's allegations.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 4, 2025

This was the most embarrassing wordle round of my short career. I share this as a cautionary tale of the dangers of consuming too much MSG.

The "manna" guess was kinda elite.

I don't know why I thought it would be a person's name. I was lost after it didn't accept "fanny"

What the fuck is a janny, why did I think of it, and why did it count as a word?

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 4, 2025

^True!

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 4, 2025

It's a great tragedy that Hobbes and Rousseau didn't live at the same time and never got to kiss and make out.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 4, 2025

Daily music recommendation #138

Do you like weird experimental jammy instrumental math rock? Probably not, but I'll recommend a song of that sort anyway.

The drummer is otherworldly. Absurd chops on this track, mixed by none other than the late great Steve Albini. Really strange grooves, especially towards the latter half.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 4, 2025

Are folks really that scared of the ocean?

I think it's cool. I like the ocean. It's cool. Not very scary, more so cool.

"Ermm what if there's a really big thing?"

It eats krill. Once you're that big, you can't be a predator (unless you're a sperm whale).

"But we've only explored 5% of the ocean"

Yeah, the other 95% is a bunch of fucking nothing, like most of the 5%.

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• Aug 4, 2025

Your destiny is to be eaten.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 4, 2025

Shrimp Rule #69

I can vividly hear his voice.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 3, 2025

Daily music recommendation #137

Spoiler: BOCCHI EPISODE 12

I sure am excited for season 2. I just hope it lives up to the craftsmanship of season 1.

This performance is sick. The music's great, but the details really elevate it, such as:
1. Nijika choking the cymbal in the intro.
2. The dust particles floating around
3. The overall physicality of the performances.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 3, 2025

Shrimp Rule #?

Here's my inner piece, fool ??

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 3, 2025

Have you ever had a childhood meal that straight up expanded your brain and gave you inner piece, but you don't remember where you had it, so now you spend your days feeling like there's just something missing in life?