ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 26, 2025

My theological theory (that I don't really believe in) is that God sacrificed static perfection to allow for change and subsequently the creation of the universe. I like this coupled with Phillipp Mainlander's(?) image of God's suicide but like, not as edgy.

I guess this is just a kind of pandeism

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 25, 2025

The em dash is a mind virus. I feel compelled to replace every comma with an em dash—even where they work just fine.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 25, 2025

I should get a haircut. I'm really starting to look like an actual bellend

I've always thought Korean men's haircuts look really cool, but they straight up do not work on most Southeast Asian heads. They just look wrong

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 25, 2025

Daily music recommendation #128

The thing about this era of Sunny Day Real Estate is that all of their songs sound the same, so you can pick and choose which songs to listen to.

This one's a personal favorite, even though it sounds like the other dozen songs off the Diary album. The vocal performance is just unbelievably raw.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 25, 2025

omg twinn

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 25, 2025

R.I.P Hulk Hogan

Lost the reincarnation window to Ozzy Osbourne

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 24, 2025

Religious history is super interesting, time to watch a bunch of 10 minute videos on the subject

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 24, 2025

Daily music recommendation #127

There once was a teacher named Onizuka... He was great.

This song is a heavy duty emotional laxative. Crazy nostalgic even though I watched GTO over a decade after its initial run.

Now I'm older than Onizuka.

Damn.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 24, 2025

We all know civilization peaked with mango sticky rice, but many of you are sleeping on mango regular rice.

Just mango (preferably the sweeter kind) on plain white rice. Nothing else.

Not a struggle meal. Just a treat.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 23, 2025

I fear my land would be conquered once again if the world learned of this sauce

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 23, 2025

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 23, 2025

Exchange I saw on Tw*tter:

Guy 1: "Africa didn't even have a written language before colonization."
Guy 2: *Shows evidence that that is clearly untrue*
Guy 3: "Well, Africa only developed writing through contact with the Middle East."

Which makes me wonder...

Do these guys not know that if you live anywhere other than East Asia, your writing system probably also traces its roots to the Middle East?

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 23, 2025

The kingdoms of earth, heaven, and now hell. The prophecy has been fulfilled.

RIP Ozzy Osbourne.

(I know Pope Francis' death doesn't actually line up)

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 22, 2025

I'm no Canadian, but that might be a moose.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 22, 2025

My hobbies include ragebaiting mori calliope fans

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 22, 2025

Daily music recommendation #125

Is it weird that I like this version more than the original? Maybe it's the inclusion of an actual guitar solo. But it's likely Aoyama Yoshino's vocal performance as Bocchi that really gets me. Something about it feels so raw and earnest, like we're tuning into the radio frequencies of her heart... or something.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 22, 2025

Racism is so foolish.

We're gonna have clankers to worry about in the very near future. It's time we set aside our differences and unite against the common enemy.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 22, 2025

I don't know why I continue to subject myself to romcom manga slop

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 21, 2025

I agree

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 21, 2025

Daily music recommendation #124

This one will get you cred with the socially awkward niche internet music kids.

Is it math rock? Some weird jazz fusion thing? Not even the band really knows.

What is true is that it's a vibe. Perfect for a chill evening wasting your precious limited time on this earth.