I saw a reel on Indonesian Instagram by a guy complaining about how women have "Tiktok standards" because his Tinder date ghosted him for taking her out on a first date to a convenience store 
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idk this shit's just so funny to me, probably because i don't know anything about the balkans
Hmmm the worst thing about Elden Ring is actually the fact that they removed roll canceling for falls. I'm not trying to waste milliseconds of my time waiting for my character to be able to move after falling from a height. Be serious
Daily music recommendation #90
The Indiana Pacers would've been NBA champs right now if they locked the fuck in the last 2 games.
I've seen highschool teams play with more discipline than the Pacers right now
I have this profound fear that one day I'll wake up to see nuclear war Twitter memes but actually real
Cooked a steak and basted it with some rather... expired butter. What's the worst that could happen?
As long as I don't die before the NBA Finals end, I'll be good.
Daily music recommendation #89
Probably the best Blink riff, and also the hardest, though that's not really saying much. It's just so blitzky, you know? It feels like I'm grinding steel.
This era of the band just had such a nice feel to it. Juvenile, but still charming. Also that riff. Did I mention the guitar riff?
Reevaluating my years of playing guitar right now because a Blink-182 riff is kicking my ass
Rule #112358132134
If a low-rated restaurant's reviews are all about the service, then the food must be transcendent
How insecure are the men where you're from?
Over here, they lose their marbles if they see another man... paint their nails
Got 4 different spam calls today, as has been the case this past week. Now what kinda fishy shit have I accidentally given my personal information to?
Daily music recommendation #88
The most recent recommendation (it was released like a week ago)
This guy is unbelievable. Incredible lyricism, fire verses, intense instrumentation. As someone who's a rock fan at heart, I've always appreciated hip hop with live drums, and the drummer on this track goes fucking nutty.
Listen if you like jazz rap and cool poetic lyrics
What's your opinion on Kowloon Generic Romance?
Wanna learn a new song on guitar but it's not in standard tuning
I hold these images dear to my heart and soul like Holden Caulfield does his brother Allie's baseball mitt. They don't just apply to Twitter; they say something broader about human nature.
Daily music recommendation #87
The Final Cut is a strange album, practically a Roger Waters solo project.
I think it's pretty underwhelming, but it has some highlights. The closer is one of them.
The time signatures are fun, the lyrical content is peak Waters, and a song about nuclear holocaust feels just right to end Pink Floyd's legendary discography.
Ben Mathurin you absolute bum
There was this test I was taking for a position at a state-owned company and I failed in part because my dumb ass didn't get the message that I was just supposed to answer with exactly what the hip soulless anthropoids in HR wanted instead of being honest
The corporate world would chew me up
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