ShrimpShady

ShrimpShady

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    If I was a medieval ruler, I swear you'd have to physically stop me from summarily executing people. It just sounds like such a jolly old time.

    Don't like my taxes? Here's some front row tickets for your family to witness your beheading, knave.

    Political dissidence? I've always wanted to try out the rack.

    Shit, I'd find any excuse to execute someone.
    ShrimpShady
    Daily music recommendation #26

    For all the fans of old alternative j-rock.

    This song fucks so hard, harder than I did your [REDACTED] last night.

    There's just something about 90s alt-j-rock that Naruto-hugs something inside me. It makes me feel like I'm a ronin student trying to escape all of my what-ifs. Maybe it's the big choruses or the raw vocal performances.
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    Alski
    Alski
    8/10 on the putting me to sleep scale.
    ShrimpShady
    ShrimpShady
    Better a song than the vet, right?
    ShrimpShady
    So is it just a global constant that STEM departments in colleges look and are constructed like dogwater while the humanities actually look like a proper institution?

    'Cause in my college's STEM side, we had old colonial style buildings and moss and lichens, and the humanities (and med, which is STEM) had chic cafes.
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    ShrimpShady
    @StoneInky Well, the equipment and facilities are probably still top-notch even if the buildings are a bit shabby. That's what the funding goes to, probably. Please don't let strangers on the internet influence your academic future :sweating_profusely:
    georgelee5786
    georgelee5786
    Ignore him, listen to my advice and mine alone
    Prince_Azmiran_Myrian
    Prince_Azmiran_Myrian
    My college had the opposite. STEM was new postmodern geometric shape buildings. Liberal arts had the older but more natural/refined looking buildings.
    ShrimpShady
    Daily music recommendation #25

    No term in music has been more debated than "punk" (shoegaze maybe, but that's a single-neuron debate).

    What is punk? Just noise?

    Does it lean a certain way? Left? Right? Center? A secret other dimension?

    Whichever way, it shouldn't be hard getting behind Nazis fucking off, and I tend to agree with The Dead Kennedys.
    ShrimpShady
    I... I literally made this account on a whim after a friend told me about the site. Very low commitment.

    How am I just finding out that I was a day 2-er this whole time?

    I'm ancient, a fossil, I was breaking bread in Gobekli Tepe and getting trepanned.

    Assurbanipal_II
    :blob_cookie: Old account~.
    ShrimpShady
    Life is at the stage where I know I don't remember the formula for the area of a trapezoid, but I don't even feel like looking it up.
    ShrimpShady
    Daily music recommendation #24

    This one is cozy, but like in the way the hollowed-out stomach cavity of a recently deceased body is probably cozy. It's hard to describe.

    The sparse, repetitive instrumentation and despondent vocals lull you into a trance until the extended outro rudely awakens you with its Jellyfish Jam level of comedic loudness. It's an interesting ride.
    ShrimpShady
    Felt a little emo, might delete l8er xD #23

    A crowning achievement of 90s emo. The riff is a genuine squealer, and it'll transport you to a dingy basement show where you lowkey wanna mosh but don't want the girl in the corner with the septum piercing to think you're lame.
    ShrimpShady
    Daily music recommendation #22

    Feeling a little flu-ridden, so the mood today is dreampop. This one is for nice boys only, no bad boys.

    Look at the album cover. It's a nice boy approving a flower, reaffirming that they care.

    Listen if you like dreampop band names that sound like tampon brands.
    ShrimpShady
    Hot take: I hate slow people on planes a lot more than babies crying on planes.

    Get a move on :mad_s:
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    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    Because they are cunts.

    They want the fastest exit.

    And could not care less of others.
    Ruti
    Ruti
    They want the fastest exit.
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    the doors not even to an exit

    its just some door leading to the lounge or smth
    and half the time they don't even go in, they just stand there for 20 minutes on their phone then walk away to the actual exit- on the other side of the building
    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    Holy.

    The ultimate cuntary
    ShrimpShady
    Daily music recommendation #21

    From a band featured before on these recs, Sunglasses is the perfect accompaniment to your most pathetic of mental episodes. It ostensibly tells of a man trying and failing to project an image of classiness, to the tune of some incredibly wacky yet undeniably groovy post-punk.
    ShrimpShady
    Daily music recommendation #19

    Alexis Marshall is a bastard and ideally, he shouldn't get a single cent. That said, that doesn't extend to his bandmates.

    This one is a real hoe-scarer. It's harrowing from its first note, and without a moment's rest, it stabs you with the sourest guitar of all time. This song is a metal baseball bat to the head.
    ShrimpShady
    Daily music recommendation #18

    Is it Jid? or J-I-D?

    Whichever it is, there's certainly no question that this track bangs. It fucks even. It's a pint of sasquatch testosterone injected straight into your veins. It'll put a jungle on your chest. Each verse just oozes unbelievable hype and machismo. Don't blame me if you start punching dudes unprompted after listening to this track.
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