JayMark

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  Empress_Omnii

• Apr 2, 2025

Hello. I have a question concerning Ultra-squid and Octo-PussE.

What are your stances on the subset of people who consider themselves monster fuckers? They must at least in part impede your operations, right?

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  JayMark

• Apr 2, 2025

Moo Principle # 108 - ????Swordfighting should only be for actual swords so put them hot dogs away! The frot is brain-rot! This is a message from Octo-PussE, the anti-Yaoi Octopus. ????

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Apr 1, 2025

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  JayMark

• Apr 1, 2025

Moo Principle # 107 - I've never stopped reading a story based on the traits of a single character alone. That's just dumb.
Moo Principle # 107B - Most any central character can be interesting if the story is wooven well enough.
Moo Principle # 107C - Some readers can't see the tapestry for the threads.

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  ElijahRyne

• Apr 1, 2025

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  JayMark

• Apr 1, 2025

Moo Principle #106 - Never Always work out at Ron-Ran's gym.

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  JayMark

• Apr 1, 2025

Moo Principle #105 - Today is opposite day. Thus no means yes.

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  JayMark

• Apr 1, 2025

Moo Principle #104 - Hey handsome. *Waves at Anon2025.*

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• Deleted member 41774

• Apr 1, 2025

Me introducing the cow to the wonders of weightlifting

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  JayMark

• Mar 30, 2025

Moo Principle #103 - I need to download my song before it gets taken down for being too OP.

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  JayMark

• Mar 27, 2025

Moo Principle #102 - Impersonating a queen is a royal offense punishable by death.

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  JayMark

• Mar 26, 2025

Moo Principle #101 - Dalmatians

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  JayMark

• Mar 25, 2025

Moo Story Time # 1 - A long time ago, King Arthur suspected Guinevere, the fairest and most beautiful maiden in all the land, was cheating on him. Sir Lancelot was the prime suspect. But he couldn't prove anything. There was only thing to do. He went to Merlin's tower to speak with his court wizard.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 25, 2025

Your package is currently in transit by the Transmultiversal Postal Service.

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  RiceballWasTaken

• Mar 25, 2025

cow girl lol

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  Tsuru

• Mar 24, 2025

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  Tsuru

• Mar 23, 2025

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 23, 2025

If there is an anti-yaoi octopus, an anti-yuri squid, and an anti-futa shrimp, then there must be a yaoi octopus, a yuri squid, and a futa shrimp.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 22, 2025

With the power of spatial memories, we can fix this JayMark slag bucket into a cow. The reason I said cow, is that we cannot restore the schemis or rocky mountain oysters.

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  JayMark

• Mar 21, 2025

Moo Principle # 100 - One hundred is a special number, so Moo Principle # 100 should be something profound.