Moo Story Time # 1 - A long time ago, King Arthur suspected Guinevere, the fairest and most beautiful maiden in all the land, was cheating on him. Sir Lancelot was the prime suspect. But he couldn't prove anything. There was only thing to do. He went to Merlin's tower to speak with his court wizard.
With the power of spatial memories, we can fix this JayMark slag bucket into a cow. The reason I said cow, is that we cannot restore the schemis or rocky mountain oysters.
Moo Principle # 99 - Balls so big the jester couldn't juggle them. They bounce and roll, leaving chaos in their wake. Too big for the circus, too wild for the stage.

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