Moo Principle #102 - Impersonating a queen is a royal offense punishable by death.
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Moo Principle #101 - Dalmatians
Moo Story Time # 1 - A long time ago, King Arthur suspected Guinevere, the fairest and most beautiful maiden in all the land, was cheating on him. Sir Lancelot was the prime suspect. But he couldn't prove anything. There was only thing to do. He went to Merlin's tower to speak with his court wizard.
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cow girl lol
If there is an anti-yaoi octopus, an anti-yuri squid, and an anti-futa shrimp, then there must be a yaoi octopus, a yuri squid, and a futa shrimp.
With the power of spatial memories, we can fix this JayMark slag bucket into a cow. The reason I said cow, is that we cannot restore the schemis or rocky mountain oysters.
Moo Principle # 100 - One hundred is a special number, so Moo Principle # 100 should be something profound.
Moo Principle # 99 - Balls so big the jester couldn't juggle them. They bounce and roll, leaving chaos in their wake. Too big for the circus, too wild for the stage.
https://suno.com/song/33762129-6f94-4df6-b16c-28ed8f463523 trust. Jay Mark also deserves songs. ?
Moo Principle # 98 -??
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???Only you can stop this shellfish Futa degeneracy. This is a message from Big-Prawness, the anti-futa shrimp. ?
I will trade some milk for some milk.
Moo Principle #97 - ? Only you can prevent
?️ Yuri Incidents! With tentacles! ? This is a message from Ultra-squid, the anti-yuri mascot. ?
Moo Principle #96 - I'm a very very very very very very very very wholesome bull. Really I am. I have a 100 percent wholesome guarantee. One of my middle names is wholesome. Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Wholesome Pie.
Moo Principle #95 - Hugging time is over. You had your chance. Get your free hugs elsewhere. You heard me. Move along. You don't have to hug at home but you can't hug here. -
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