One of the Devs for an online game had this as his signature:
Plan: Kill bugs dead
Treat people with no respect like bugs.
Treat people who need to learn like people who need to be taught (I bet you thought I'd say like bugs)
Not really a rule but addressing people in 2nd person is rude, addressing people in imperative tense is even worse unless they are about to get hit by a truck.
Was reading a good sci Fi novel and wondered why it was called seven eves when humanity was not so slowly getting wiped out. After I read the synopsis and spoilers!
Reading a novel from 1998 where an island gets sent back to 1300BC and people go through TV withdrawal... sorta funny, this reminder how important broadcast tv used to be.