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He made a penis out of playdough.
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Egg rolls are shaped like penises.
Someone else's kid: This is called a head drill. *sticks head into LEGO bin, rotates head back and forth, pulls head back up* That kinda hurt.
Another someone else's kid: *does it* Yeah, that kinda hurt.
My kid: Let me try! *does it* Oh yeah, that did kinda hurt.
"I need more chocolate on my noodles . . . Look, Mama, the chocolate is melting!"
Anybody wanna be referred to Dreampress for me so I can get more tokens?
The kid reports that milk from my right breast is fruit-flavored and milk from my left breast is pineapple-flavored.
Friction, friction! Wet things don't have a lot of friction.
Friction, friction! Things have more friction when they are dry.
Bathtub improv song that's now stuck in my head.
I brought cake ??? for your birthday. Hopefully your kid doesn't eat it all.
Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday??
Happy Birthday
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