Corty

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  Assurbanipal_II

• May 24, 2024

Do you hear the socks sing?
Singing the song of angry socks?
It is the music of the socks
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!

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  Pixytokisaki14

• May 24, 2024

*steals my socks back*

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  RedMuffin

• May 23, 2024

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  Woolen_Monkey

• May 23, 2024

If I burn them, will you cry?

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  Corty

• May 22, 2024

Nobody cared about their socks until I took them.

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  RedMuffin

• May 21, 2024

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  Corty

• May 21, 2024

I have blacklisted some people who I won't steal socks from:

@Simple_Russian_Boi
@GoodPerson
@Voidiris
@NotaNuffian

They should know that all the socks I take are for hanging above my fireplace, giving Santa more options to stuff them full of presents.

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  SRB

• May 21, 2024

I had a nightmare where you return all the stolen socks to your victims, but the socks are wet.

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  Aaqil

• May 20, 2024

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  Corty

• May 19, 2024

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  Corty

• May 18, 2024

I think I found a window none of you all knew existed:

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  RedMuffin

• May 18, 2024

Quantum entanglement example:​

Socks come in pairs. If you put a sock on your left foot, the other sock of the pair instantly becomes the “right sock,” no matter where it is located in the universe.

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  Quacky

• May 18, 2024

Take pride for you have been chosen to be the most criminal member of shf.

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  HelloHound

• May 18, 2024

concept: Australian femboy

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  RedMuffin

• May 17, 2024

*Taking your socks hostage*

Give me your internet point, or else...

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  Aaqil

• May 17, 2024

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  Blitz

• May 16, 2024

What’s your opinion on finger socks ? Also known as toe socks

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  Quacky

• May 16, 2024

I'm moving out of the sock appartments.

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  Pixytokisaki14

• May 16, 2024

Want a donut? ?

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  Corty

• May 14, 2024

No, this is not me. I SWEAR.