For once I want to hear a good "Gaslighting isn't a real word" joke
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Everyone talks about the thighs but no one talks about the tlows
A lot of people have been making threads about their theme changing lately.
I woke up with an 'OK tested' sticker on my ass.
@Iamnotabot I hope you don't catch a cold. I have a bottle of rose oil here, if you have a vaporizer, maybe we can cuddle up?
Today I learnt going around telling everyone I'm sad till I find someone responsible enough to care for me isn't a good strategy.
Aim to be the foreigner Japanese think you are:
Google Assistant just wished me a birthday which is weird considering I have that thing disabled along with all Google services ever since I bought this phone.
"India has the lowest cancer rates in the world"
:D
"One of the reasons is the low life expectancy"
D:
I can't believe we literally die before we get cancer.
(me confronting the person that tried to take MY "wife")
Agentt is a trap.
Do you still want to kinap me ?
I hate motivational speakers... -
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